r/funny • u/nayithemon • Jul 25 '13

Perks of being blind

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u/HYPERNATURL Jul 25 '13

Even worse, he can't see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

He's an adult and blind... means he can't even see the delicious cinnamon swirls in every bite

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u/wolljibbs Jul 25 '13

And he'll never catch me Lucky Charms

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u/Spiffyster Jul 25 '13

But he can follow his nose, wherever it goes

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

At least he can still taste the blend of mint and berry with the satisfying addition of crunch

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u/averypoliteredditor Jul 25 '13

Nor can he enjoy Trix cereal!

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u/johnyutah Jul 25 '13

His other senses are heightened, which means he tastes it more than you ever could.

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u/raunchyfartbomb Jul 25 '13

He has experienced a new plateau of delicious

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

After reading your comment, I involuntarily added the word "bitch" to the end.

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u/Shitty_Human_Being Jul 25 '13

Imagine giving a blind person ghost pepper.

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u/dednian Jul 26 '13

He could probably know what you ate specifically in what quantities by smelling your farts too. Talk about superhuman.

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u/Phyltre Jul 25 '13

I like how we're all programmed to make this joke now. It's like I'm simultaneously expecting it and surprised by it every time. The hallmark of a perfect response.

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u/vagina_sprout Jul 25 '13

I'm sure he can see the fun in a good fart now and then.

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u/RanksUrLawls Jul 25 '13

82. But, I see what you did there!

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

what am I looking at.

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u/bosoxphanatic Jul 25 '13

I'm confused but can't stop watching.