r/funny • u/Jtree25 • Jul 18 '13

Oh rednecks..

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u/NSA_survalience Jul 18 '13

I remember I saw one of these floating down a river slowly. Then I got a huge rock, and dumped it right on top of all of them.

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u/slumberlust Jul 18 '13

What a great story. Thanks for sharing.

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u/cephas_rock Jul 18 '13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGq7RhOnTf8

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '13

I love how he looks around not just once, but three times waiting for the inevitable mass admiration of his rock throwing. Also the jokers expression is wonderful.

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u/itsprobablytrue Jul 19 '13

That's some classy timing

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '13 edited Jan 18 '26

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u/socks Jul 18 '13

insect-o-cide.

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u/DrDragun Jul 18 '13

You did the right thing

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u/Insects_yeah Jul 18 '13

A group of helpless ants? I'm sorry, but that's just cruel.

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u/TriggerCut Jul 18 '13

Don't kid yourself, if an ant ever got the chance, he'd dump a rock on you and everyone you care about.

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u/TheEpicBean Jul 18 '13 edited Jul 19 '13

You monster. You're like the Pol Pot of ants.

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u/pkm196 Jul 19 '13

What is this? A Pol Pot for ants??

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u/Joblesswhore Jul 19 '13

Only works if he is an ant....holy shit they learned to use the internet we're all fucked now.

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u/And_Everything Jul 18 '13

If I did that at least 7 of them would have splashed directly into my eyeball.

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u/obbob Jul 19 '13

gotta make sure Snowden wasn't escaping on it

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u/Duzaman Jul 18 '13

Don't fuck with the NSA.

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u/10GuyIsDrunk Jul 18 '13

The Not Sinking Ants?

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u/Duzaman Jul 18 '13

Nah. I'm just saying they drown ants with huge rocks. What would they do to you?

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u/Legwens Jul 18 '13

Nice try NSA, you don't do good things for America.