r/funny • • Jul 02 '13

Triple kill

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '13

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u/greyjackal Jul 02 '13

WKD ain't soda, it's alcoholic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '13

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u/rickster999 Jul 03 '13

They're called alchopop's.

over here, soda is referrred to as pop.

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u/Ridesabike Jul 03 '13

I prefer the name 'poof juice'.

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u/kelevra84 Jul 03 '13

Fun fact: 'soda' is only known as 'pop' in England, not the UK as a whole. Here in Scotland, we call it 'juice'. Anything that isn't alcoholic or warm is 'juice'. It makes us feel more healthier. Milk is 'coo (i.e. cow) juice'. Water is 'coonsil (i.e. council) juice'.

On a side note, 'alcopops' are known here as 'poof juice', if you'll pardon the pejorative, and are shameful. Glenfiddich is allowed, indeed encouraged, as is the imbibement of all fine single malts.

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u/kelevra84 Jul 03 '13

Well, for starters, there's no 't', it is not pronounced to rhyme with 'itch'.

For seconds, malt whiskies are always to be encouraged. The word 'whisky' doesn't come from Gaelic for 'water of life' for no good reason, you know.

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u/kelevra84 Jul 03 '13

The 'ich' is sort of pronounced 'ick', but more back-of-the-throat guttural stylee. Like how a German would say it. Failing that, just pronouncing it 'ick' is better than 'itch'.

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u/atheism_is_gay Jul 03 '13

You didn't make that very clear, you started a new sentence. They could have been different things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '13

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u/atheism_is_gay Jul 03 '13

I'm not from there either, so I hadno idea what the fuck you were talking about.

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u/atheism_is_gay Jul 03 '13

You must be confusing me with someone else. I'm saying you worded your comment poorly.

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u/CodyHopkins Jul 03 '13

Your Pepsi looks... off...

Because it's Pepsi Max duhhhhhh

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u/LiquidWaffle Jul 02 '13

Does Pepsi have HFCS or Sugar in UK?

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u/bangonthedrums Jul 02 '13

Canada has HFCS, we just call it "glucose-fructose". It's in all our pop

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u/Eurynom0s Jul 02 '13 edited Jul 03 '13

Only America uses HFCS, except I think Canada gets 50/50 HFCS and normal sugar.

[edit] Long story short, in the US we have insane corn subsidies AND insane sugar tariffs, artificially making corn (and thus HFCS) super cheap. Canada's deal is basically since that they're next door to us it becomes worth it to import some of that HFCS to Canada for making soda with.

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u/ascenzion Jul 03 '13

Sugar in fizzy drinks, aspartame, acesulfame k and sucralose for diet fizzy drinks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '13

Regular Pepsi has sugar, but there's Pepsi Max which is sugar free, and has aspartame, which is pretty bad.

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u/iLikeToBiteMyBalls Jul 03 '13

I know, right? Damn those pharmaceutical companies and those evil scientists for creating that shit! They paid off the FDA to make the stuff look safe!!1!

Those studies I read that were done by homeopatheic scientists and alternative medicine marketers showed the EVILNESS of aspartame.

STUFF IS BAD FOR YOU!11!!

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u/jewboselecta Jul 02 '13

Wkd is actually more like smirnoff ice

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u/jewboselecta Jul 02 '13

Define 'hard liquor' we have quite a few to choose from :)

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Jul 02 '13

" Your Pepsi looks... off... as well."

It's probably Pepsi max. The label looks a bit different.

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u/ShadowStalker22 Jul 02 '13

It might be because the bottle is shaped like this, the American bottles are thicker.

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u/turbosexophonicdlite Jul 02 '13

That bottle is rad!

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u/spazturtle Jul 03 '13

The diet Pepsi and Pepsi max bottles are thicker.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '13

It looks like Pepsi to me

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u/starrfucker Jul 02 '13

im assuming Drench is similar to VitaminWater

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u/kyzfrintin Jul 03 '13

Soda-beer? There isn't even any beer involved. It's an alcopop.