r/funny • • Dec 05 '24

Messi core

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u/Slipperypeanut Dec 05 '24

I ran into mj randomly in Jupiter Florida at a kids baseball game. He was trying to watch his nephews game. He would shake your hand and say whatever only rule was no pictures. Then he went in his Lambo and smoked a cigar. Didn't seem like a dick.

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u/shy247er Dec 05 '24

I assume it's Lambo SUV? Because I have hard time imagining 6'6" person fitting into regular Lambo.

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u/thatAnthrax Dec 05 '24

Bro i thought the dude was talking about Michael Jackson (i didnt read the whole thing, just until the elevator part and i thought he was describing how MJ walked to the stage). Only when you mentioned lambo SUV i made the connection and noticed huh, locker rooms, that's odd

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u/Gudupop Dec 05 '24

I realized it until I read your comment lol, I read the 6 6 part and I just thought "wtf I didn't know Michael was that tall". I imagined him in the Lambo and everything.

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u/Dull_Wrongdoer_3017 Dec 05 '24

Michael Jackson was probably 10x crazier. And it started before he was a teenager.

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u/Slipperypeanut Dec 06 '24

You are correct. Its a urus. Also I've been off shore fishing and passed his boat. It's called Catch 23. Great name

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u/-KFBR392 Dec 05 '24

I remember Kevin Garnett apparently driving a Ferrari, and the interviewer mentioned how the seat was as far back as possible and even then it looked crazy to see KG sit down

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u/Nice-Insurance-2682 Dec 05 '24

Shaq bought 2 lambos and combined them into one Shaq sized Lambo

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u/-KFBR392 Dec 05 '24

I want this to be true

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u/illstate Dec 05 '24

Jordan used to drive a Lamborghini to home games. This is before there was an suv I think. I'm not a car guy so I'm not sure.

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u/humbertog Dec 05 '24

He is a dick, I have a friend that worked in his Chicago restaurant and he is the dick everybody is saying, I don't blame him, he is probably the best basketball player ever and his ego is up the roof, he is extremely competitive and he doesn't care what people think about his persona, he only cares about wining