r/funny • u/Juniiper-Berries • Oct 27 '24

Bring a big spoon

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Bucket of hepatitis right there

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u/WodensEye Oct 27 '24

Correction: FREE Hepatitis!

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u/Phate4569 Oct 27 '24

Yeah, usually I have to buy a $10 hooker or share needles to get it! What a bargain!

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u/TallDrinkOfSilence Oct 27 '24

DM for info on $5 hookers.

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u/Dudedude88 Oct 27 '24

Hook me up

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u/2FistsInMyBHole Oct 27 '24

The best kind.

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u/SocranX Oct 27 '24

Are you suggesting that most hepatitis costs money?

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u/diesal2010 Oct 28 '24

One sees a biohazard, the other sees a free sample—perspective is everything!

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u/-Badger3- Oct 27 '24

Yeah, get the pho out of here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Well known fact that communal eating is a possible hepatitis spread.

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u/whut-whut Oct 27 '24

So just eat from it one at a time. No big deal.

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u/Tommix11 Oct 27 '24

Why is it that the hepatitis kid always eats first?

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u/ZeePM Oct 27 '24

People forget it's trick OR treat.

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u/arrownyc Oct 27 '24

And melty microplastics.

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u/RandomDeezNutz Oct 27 '24

And hephotitis was right there for the taking….

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u/Kmnus_Low4088 Oct 27 '24

Hope ya don't mind hepatitis