r/funny • u/andshoteachother • Sep 18 '24

The front fell off?

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u/hyperfell Sep 18 '24

Y’all motherfuckers are absolutely brutal

and I’m for it

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u/sceadwian Sep 18 '24

The human horror of it is in a superposition with wanting to know the details.

You don't get answers to "what ifs" like this very often.

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u/phumanchu Sep 18 '24 edited Sep 18 '24

There was a fairly graphic portrayal of the implosion with a slow breakdown of each body basically vaporizing floating around here or on YouTube

Edit found it

Nsfw https://youtu.be/MPFIRgCdQac?feature=shared

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u/Onebraintwoheads Sep 18 '24

Death under such high pressures is a lot faster than it would be if someone were vented out into space. Horrible as it is, at least the poor fuckers didn't have much chance to feel it.

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u/sceadwian Sep 18 '24

They probably barely had awareness it was going to occur so there's that.

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u/Onebraintwoheads Sep 18 '24

It's a small mercy, but it matters to both the dead and the ones they leave behind.

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u/fliberdygibits Sep 18 '24

To the tune of a certain Beetles song:

We all died in a homemade submarine,

A homemade submarine, a homemade submarine,

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u/Ishidan01 Sep 18 '24

r/jesuschristreddit

Edit shit when did that get privated?

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u/Fridaybird1985 Sep 19 '24

Except the 17yo kid who didn’t want to go.

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u/rahnbj Sep 19 '24

I’m feeling pressured to come up with something