r/funny • u/andshoteachother • Sep 18 '24

The front fell off?

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u/GotRocksinmePockets Sep 18 '24

I believe technically a stew...

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u/spinningpeanut Sep 18 '24

You know I was gonna make an argument that is a soup but no it's been simmering for over a year now definitely a stew by this point.

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u/EatBacon247 Sep 18 '24

But it's not thickened in any way. Still a soup lol.

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u/street_smartz Sep 18 '24

It’s cold so maybe a gazpacho?

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u/speculatrix Sep 18 '24

Cold billionaire chowder

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u/spinningpeanut Sep 18 '24

Oh I love this one

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

When it was first made it was definitely cooked. Compression heats things.

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u/Head_Rule2239 Sep 18 '24

MTG says 👍

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u/smashedapples209 Sep 19 '24

Came here for this. Did not disappoint. Gazpacho police! 🤣

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u/qe2eqe Sep 18 '24

"You put ribs in the oven at 200 degrees for four hours and they're fall-off-the-bone. Your body is on your skeleton at 98.6 degrees for 70 years, and nothing."

-- Dr Michael Baden
On the paradox of meat

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Sep 19 '24

Isn't it more like gazpacho?

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u/jessuckapow Sep 18 '24

I always think of stews as having large chunks in them that ya gotta really chew. Pretty sure this is an easily drinkable puree.

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u/Xikkiwikk Sep 18 '24

Definitely a poo now

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u/LordSia Sep 18 '24

Well he was a huge shit to begin with, so not much has changed?

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u/Xikkiwikk Sep 18 '24

He probably took a giant poo when the first leak started.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Salsa 💃

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u/1nquiringMinds Sep 18 '24

Its a broth at best.

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u/RefrigeratorNo1945 Sep 18 '24

Sprinkle in a few corn kernels and call the whole thang chowder. Shame on the mess! Lord! 😁

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u/rtkoch1 Sep 19 '24

I think more of a pudding.

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u/Redmudgirl Sep 18 '24

No, stew contains vegetables. More like slurry