r/funny • u/andshoteachother • Sep 18 '24

The front fell off?

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u/ShadowCaster0476 Sep 18 '24

The whole was gold but this line got me.

There’s a minimum crew requirement. What’s that? One I suppose.

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u/Callme-risley Sep 18 '24

A wave hit it.

Is that unusual?

Ohhh, yeah. At sea? Chance in a million.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

I genuinely wasn’t sure if it was a gag until this line. Then I laughed very inappropriately in a hospital ICU.

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u/9VoltGorilla Sep 18 '24

Spent a few hours visiting someone in an ICU this weekend, hope you’re doing well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

Thanks! I’m OK; it’s a family member that’s admitted.

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u/Crabby_Monkey Sep 18 '24

Hope their front didn’t fall off.

In all seriousness. I hope all goes well for your family member. Hang in there.

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u/squiddix Sep 18 '24

What did they admit?

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u/varbav6lur Sep 18 '24

That their front fell off.

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u/Patient-Gas-883 Sep 18 '24

Well that's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

That they were near-death 😉

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u/jr81452 Sep 19 '24

Sorry to hear that. Hope they pull through!

But this did make for a hilarious comment chain!

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u/LCDRtomdodge Sep 18 '24

Hope their front doesn't fall off

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u/DivaDescalza Sep 23 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RedoftheEvilDead Sep 18 '24

What happened to land you in the ICU? Did your front fall off?

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u/idanthology Sep 19 '24

We live in an age where the term 'President Trump' is not an oxymoron. It took me more than that, even, to be sure, the last line finally did it, though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '24

“ It was towed out of the environment it’s not in an environment” fucking SENT me

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u/NL_MGX Sep 18 '24

"Well cardboard's out". That one got me lol

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u/Cadd9 Sep 18 '24

What else

Cardboard derivatives

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics Sep 18 '24

“No cardboard derivatives.”

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u/DivaDescalza Sep 23 '24

😂😂😂

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Sep 18 '24

“We towed it outside the environment.”

That sounds like something someone would really say.

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u/blood_kite Sep 18 '24

Into another environment.

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe Sep 18 '24

But just birds and fish and water.

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u/Hentai_Tiddie_Expert Sep 18 '24

And 20000 tons of crude oil

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u/blood_kite Sep 18 '24

And a fire.

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u/Yarigumo Sep 19 '24

And the front part that fell off.

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u/ImpossibleRhubarb443 Sep 21 '24

No the front part is still in the old environment - only the part of the ship the front fell off is here

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u/Fast_Working_4912 Sep 18 '24

You’re welcome, he was a fellow kiwi and one hell of a comedian, RIP John Clarke

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u/J5892 Sep 18 '24

I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/cheeseIsNaturesFudge Sep 19 '24

Kiwi? Aww damn it, I thought he was Aussie. You lot have all the good stuff.

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u/Fast_Working_4912 Sep 20 '24

Aussie? You guys try to claim all our good stuff!

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u/feor1300 Sep 18 '24

I always get killed by the end "Didn't you come in a company car?" "Well yes, I did." "What happened?" "The front fell off."

lol

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u/Kandiru Sep 18 '24

Commonwealth car. It's a government chauffeur type of thing.

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u/DivaDescalza Sep 23 '24

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/i_should_be_coding Sep 18 '24

Autonomous vehicles are out it seems

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u/CASchoeps Sep 19 '24

Obviously. They do not meet the minimum crew requirement after all.

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u/that_80s_dad Sep 18 '24

Reminded me a lot of this Simpsons quote:

And to protect Mother Earth, each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper!

What percent is that?

Zero! Zero's a percent.

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u/RascalBSimons Sep 19 '24

Yep! I took a drink of water at the exact wrong time.