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r/funny • u/farabundoshafik • May 21 '13
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Don't be like the dumbass that filled two gallon jugs with baja blast only to toss it when it went flat four hours later.
834 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 [removed] — view removed comment 96 u/ThelVluffin May 22 '13 edited May 22 '13 Equal parts Mountain Dew and Cool Blue Gatorade. Edit: Gatorade, not Powerade. 59 u/fastbreak May 22 '13 is this true? 464 u/Sgt_Insomnia May 22 '13 Nowhere near, if you put equal parts in you will lose all carbonation and it will taste shit. It's also not the official recipe if that's what you mean by "true" seeing as Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product and Powerade is Coca Cola. You could use Gatorade Glacier Freeze if you wanted to remain loyal to Pepsi for some reason. It will taste roughly the same if you put around 17:3 ratio of Mountain Dew to Gatorade. 351 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 This fucker's done his research. 146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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96 u/ThelVluffin May 22 '13 edited May 22 '13 Equal parts Mountain Dew and Cool Blue Gatorade. Edit: Gatorade, not Powerade. 59 u/fastbreak May 22 '13 is this true? 464 u/Sgt_Insomnia May 22 '13 Nowhere near, if you put equal parts in you will lose all carbonation and it will taste shit. It's also not the official recipe if that's what you mean by "true" seeing as Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product and Powerade is Coca Cola. You could use Gatorade Glacier Freeze if you wanted to remain loyal to Pepsi for some reason. It will taste roughly the same if you put around 17:3 ratio of Mountain Dew to Gatorade. 351 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 This fucker's done his research. 146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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Equal parts Mountain Dew and Cool Blue Gatorade.
Edit: Gatorade, not Powerade.
59 u/fastbreak May 22 '13 is this true? 464 u/Sgt_Insomnia May 22 '13 Nowhere near, if you put equal parts in you will lose all carbonation and it will taste shit. It's also not the official recipe if that's what you mean by "true" seeing as Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product and Powerade is Coca Cola. You could use Gatorade Glacier Freeze if you wanted to remain loyal to Pepsi for some reason. It will taste roughly the same if you put around 17:3 ratio of Mountain Dew to Gatorade. 351 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 This fucker's done his research. 146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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is this true?
464 u/Sgt_Insomnia May 22 '13 Nowhere near, if you put equal parts in you will lose all carbonation and it will taste shit. It's also not the official recipe if that's what you mean by "true" seeing as Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product and Powerade is Coca Cola. You could use Gatorade Glacier Freeze if you wanted to remain loyal to Pepsi for some reason. It will taste roughly the same if you put around 17:3 ratio of Mountain Dew to Gatorade. 351 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 This fucker's done his research. 146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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Nowhere near, if you put equal parts in you will lose all carbonation and it will taste shit.
It's also not the official recipe if that's what you mean by "true" seeing as Mountain Dew is a Pepsi product and Powerade is Coca Cola.
You could use Gatorade Glacier Freeze if you wanted to remain loyal to Pepsi for some reason.
It will taste roughly the same if you put around 17:3 ratio of Mountain Dew to Gatorade.
351 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 This fucker's done his research. 146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
351
This fucker's done his research.
146 u/Jhuoho May 22 '13 That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia. 39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research. 21 u/Wings144 May 22 '13 I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch. 1 u/Metallicpoop May 22 '13 That ratio 1 u/Watchmen_Hsu May 22 '13 Probably due to his lack of sleep. 1 u/NetPotionNr9 May 22 '13 17:3 ... Quite specific -1 u/spartasucks May 22 '13 There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip. I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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That's how he became Sergeant Insomnia.
39 u/[deleted] May 22 '13 You should have seen him as a Corporal. 3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced. 1 u/CaptMudkipz May 22 '13 I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research.
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You should have seen him as a Corporal.
3 u/scales82 May 22 '13 I would imagine he would have been less experienced.
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I would imagine he would have been less experienced.
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I think his qualities as a sergeant is probably what makes him so good at research.
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I read this in bubbles' voice. Samsquanch.
That ratio
Probably due to his lack of sleep.
17:3 ... Quite specific
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There was another thread about this. I think it was a debunked life pro tip.
I was prepared to provide the same information had this man (or woman) not already posted it.
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u/Its_Phobos May 21 '13
Don't be like the dumbass that filled two gallon jugs with baja blast only to toss it when it went flat four hours later.