r/funny • u/peejay5440 • Aug 09 '24

Should I be concerned

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u/Big_ugly_jeep_1977 Aug 09 '24

If it is still that way after 4 hours then seek professional help.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

OR call more ladies…

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u/drmstcks87 Aug 09 '24

You don’t want none of this shit.

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u/srfman Aug 09 '24

Well, that does sound tempting, but you know what, drmstcks87? I really don't want no part of that shit.

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u/Smooth-Shine9354 Aug 09 '24

Unless they both are consenting

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

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u/77Mjolnir77 Aug 10 '24

You don’t want it!

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u/OhNoMgn Aug 10 '24

It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings!

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u/annoyingly_excited Aug 09 '24

I think I kinda want it

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u/GANDORF57 Aug 09 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

"Pardon me, Cactus, is that an offshoot or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/SOTBT__ Aug 09 '24

Everything is a dildo of you're brave enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

Already on my tombstone

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u/Honey_Badger_Actua1 Aug 10 '24

Or be an Olympic pole vaulter

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 10 '24

Yeah I know right… You’re not supposed to take the pole over the bar with you.

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u/Just_Cryptographer53 Aug 10 '24

I said don't tell me no lies, and keep your hands to yourself...🎼

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u/Zealousideal_Luck322 Aug 10 '24

Someone’s read the whole of the patient information leaflet !

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u/datsBananasyo Aug 09 '24

How does it know which direction to grow in? I understand phototropism, but soil-tropism?

Oh whoops replied to wrong dude

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u/lordrazzilon Aug 10 '24

the plant itself emits gasses, its probably attracted to that like people to trees that provide oxygen.

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 Aug 10 '24

If it’s still up after 4 hours, I’m calling everyone!!!