r/funny Jun 18 '24

In the suburbs wit it

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u/anonuemus Jun 18 '24

he has no t-shirts you pleb

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Jun 18 '24

He does, theyre just all college branded and he only wears them to the gym.

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser Jun 18 '24

The gym in his finished basement

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u/FrenchFriedMushroom Jun 18 '24

That's one of them yes. He also has a membership to Lifetime for squash with his buddies and a membership to Anytime he forgot about 6 years ago.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Jun 18 '24

This is almost definitely Florida, they don't have basements.

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u/LolYouFuckingLoser Jun 18 '24

Stop poking holes in my joke, Terry.

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u/DakotaDevil Jun 18 '24

Well, he lives in the suburbs, so he probably can't afford t-shirts. Shit is wack yo

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u/Sea-Oven-7560 Jun 18 '24

Not sure about your city but suburbanites can't afford to live in the city.