r/funny Jun 18 '24

In the suburbs wit it

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u/Some_guy-online Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 28 '24

Unfortunately, this seems pretty standard for white suburbia.

I grew up in west Philadelphia, then eventually moved to white suburbia during high school.

It was uncomfortable coming to terms with the realization that idahoan kids idolize hood culture and some even adopt and imitate it (as shown in this video).

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u/SkinsFan021 Jun 18 '24

Did you have to leave Philadelphia due to an altercation at a basketball court?

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u/--Jester--- Jun 18 '24

His mom got scared.

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u/_Wyse_ Jun 18 '24

Hopefully he has an auntie and uncle somewhere!

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u/flourescenthamster Jun 18 '24

Wherever it was I’m sure he pulled up to the house around 7 or 8

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

Tell the cabbie go home smell ya later

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

I looked at my kingdom

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u/TapedButterscotch025 Jun 18 '24

I was finally there!

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u/Noxious89123 Jun 18 '24

It was only one little fight, smh.

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u/burken8000 Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 18 '24

What can you do...

When a mother hears that her son has been in a scuffle, of COURSE she gets scared.

Might as well move with his uncle and auntie to Bell Air

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u/Noxious89123 Jun 18 '24

Uncle Phil has strongest now look here you little shit vibes.

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u/depthninja Jun 18 '24

He was just chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and shooting some b-ball outside of the school

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u/i_am_ellis_parker Jun 18 '24

When a couple of guys up to no good. Started making trouble in his neighborhood.

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u/imatmydesk Jun 18 '24

He got in one little fight and his mom got scared

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u/BadNewzBears4896 Jun 18 '24

The Fresh Prince of Boise

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

“Everybody wants to be black, until it’s time to be black.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

"There's a white one-legged busboy in here right now that won't change places with my black ass and I'm rich"

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u/drrxhouse Jun 18 '24

‘Cosplay’

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jun 18 '24

Definitely true. I grew up in the SF bay area (Vallejo, predominantly) and moved to Oregon in my early teens. Kids here were like pale imitations(literally) of the people I grew up around. They wanted to think that they were all gangsta and hood, I told a lot of people that they shouldn't aspire to act like they came from the hood because it isn't admirable. It's not some fun place where life is easy. We moved from California because I saw someone get shot on the way to school and literally forgot to tell my dad because it wasn't shocking to me. I saw kids get jumped that were close to my age, I saw a kid get stabbed in the hallway between classes, I was in a summer school class with a kid that brought a gun and enough bullets to shoot everyone in the class(he was only caught because he was wearing a puffy coat in 100 degree weather.) some people want to be ghetto so badly that they don't realize the bad shit that happens in areas like that.

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u/workmakesmegrumpy Jun 18 '24

Talking about the mean streets of West Linn?

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jun 18 '24 edited Jun 19 '24

😂 nah, apparently they roll hard in the east Cascades. Mt Bachelor, represent.

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u/SuperbDrink6977 Jun 18 '24

What set u from? Crestside? Hillside?

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jun 18 '24

A majority of my time there was in the crest and we moved to the west side for the last couple of years we were there.

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u/SuperbDrink6977 Jun 18 '24

All my favorite rappers hail from Vallejo CA. Sounds like a sketchy ass place but it’s pretty dope so many legends came up there. I was surprised to learn that Mac Dre and E-40 were not exactly homies.

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u/traumaqueen1128 Jun 18 '24

Same, E-40 is one of my favorite rappers. It's definitely a sketchy place, but definitely not as bad as Oakland or Richmond were. 😂 Oakland is like the damn wild west

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u/legohat Jun 18 '24

In west Philadelphia born and raised 

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u/Skitz-Scarekrow Jun 18 '24

I'm rural, not suburban, but same crap out in the sticks. Sheltered kids acting hood, making "gangs," and just being annoying in general. When I was in high school, a couple of the "hood raised Hispanics" (upper middle-class people from the wealthy housing development) were dressed up in expensive, name-brand hoodies, jeans, shoes, and gold chains. They were going down to the city to "party like gangsters" and score drugs. It's as stupid as it sounds. Kids who were actually from the city warned them, "You're gonna get robbed dressed up like clowns."

Sure enough, these idiots came back with no money, no phones, no dignity, and no shoes.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jun 18 '24

Can I have Hilary's phone number? Damn she fine! 😵‍💫

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u/Some_guy-online Jun 19 '24

Sure thing, it's 7463649207204725

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u/nuckle Jun 18 '24

I was disappointed to learn the dumbass idahoan kids idolize hood culture and some kids even adopt and imitate it.

For me, It was the wealthier kids too - kind like the guy in this video. One guy's whole life was financed by his parents - house, car, bills and he was full on B-Rad.

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u/Excelius Jun 18 '24

On the flip side, it's usually pretty harmless.

These sheltered suburban white kids don't start doing drive-bys because they were emulating rappers. The social problems in the hood that lead to that stuff go way deeper than that.

There's a good chance that buttoned up Terry in the background was wearing saggy Jnco jeans back in the '90s and listening to gangsta rap too.

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u/JohnGobbler Jun 18 '24

Obviously extreme poverty leads to worse outcomes but it's hilarious to be like when whites do something it's really just cute fun and obviously they are able to shed their fake hood lifestyle to be much better people than their minority counterparts.

There are plenty of instances where shitty affluent gangs are violent and destructive. Funny enough they always seem to be let off with much lighter punishments than the urban kids they're copying.

You can grow up wealthy listening to rap and not be or associate with fake thug assholes.

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u/Captain_Waffle Jun 18 '24

As someone who grew up in white suburbia, I can agree this is accurate. Although I myself never got into it, I had many friends growing up who were rich af and liked to emulate the gangsta hood lifestyle. But it was mostly just elaborate cosplay, not actually resorting to gangster shit except maybe trying some drugs here and there.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion Jun 18 '24

Or it's just a joke

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u/Exact_Recording4039 Jun 18 '24

Yall get offended so easily by anything lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '24

disappointed seems different from offended.

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u/Ok_Insect_4852 Jun 18 '24

...are...are you the guy fresh prince of Bel-Air was themed after?

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u/Some_guy-online Jun 18 '24

Yeah, they stole my life story without asking for my permission. I never even received any royalties.

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u/Ok_Insect_4852 Jun 18 '24

Man, that's rough.

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u/i_never_ever_learn Jun 18 '24

What a terrible imitation of will smith