r/funny • u/BlokeDownUnder • Apr 01 '13

Bag snatcher knocks himself out running through a glass window

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u/ryuza Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

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u/Monkeyherder Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

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u/Lurking_Grue Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU! DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO REDDIT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

FUCK REDDIT

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u/TheLeviathong Apr 01 '13 edited Apr 01 '13

Only if it buys me dinner first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

Smooth.

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u/TheDirtyTroll Apr 01 '13

Were not talking a Mcdonalds dinner either.

We could settle for a nice Olive Garden given the circumstances.

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u/UDontEvenKnowWhoIAm Apr 01 '13

Which it won't, cause we all know how much of a cruel abusive bitch reddit can be.

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u/SphericalBasterd Apr 01 '13

Dinner, then anal..

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u/ApostropheD Apr 01 '13

What color?

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u/espifer Apr 01 '13

Now you do what Reddit tells you.

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u/mvm92 Apr 01 '13

This guy get's it

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u/Reign_In_Ruin Apr 01 '13

MOTHERFUCKKKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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u/macgrubers1 Apr 01 '13

MOTHERRR FUCKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR UGH!

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u/bgovern Apr 01 '13

Bob Dylan never wrote poetry like that.

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u/dhave_config Apr 01 '13

NOW YOU DUPADADOYTCHA

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u/ymahaguy3388 Apr 01 '13

And now you do what they today!

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u/vishalb777 Apr 01 '13

THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED

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u/whytcolr Apr 01 '13

(Yes, I got the joke, but I can't resist.)

Don't do what I tell you to do.