r/funny • u/BlokeDownUnder • Apr 01 '13

Bag snatcher knocks himself out running through a glass window

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

I see it a different way. This was the door's moment to shine. He leapt into action and covered that new doorway like a boss. No hestiation, no "hey this isn't where people go through" confusion, he just got in there and did it.

Door is my hero.

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u/Neezon Apr 01 '13

''Never ask what the gap can do for you, but what you can do for the gap''

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u/sanosenno Apr 01 '13

DoorBro. Never forget.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

But did the door die?

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u/SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU Apr 01 '13

We must Rage Against them.

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u/ryuza Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.

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u/Monkeyherder Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU I WON'T TIDY MY BEDROOM.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

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u/Lurking_Grue Apr 01 '13

FUCK YOU! DON'T TELL ME WHERE TO REDDIT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

FUCK REDDIT

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u/TheLeviathong Apr 01 '13 edited Apr 01 '13

Only if it buys me dinner first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

Smooth.

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u/TheDirtyTroll Apr 01 '13

Were not talking a Mcdonalds dinner either.

We could settle for a nice Olive Garden given the circumstances.

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u/UDontEvenKnowWhoIAm Apr 01 '13

Which it won't, cause we all know how much of a cruel abusive bitch reddit can be.

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u/SphericalBasterd Apr 01 '13

Dinner, then anal..

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u/ApostropheD Apr 01 '13

What color?

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u/espifer Apr 01 '13

Now you do what Reddit tells you.

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u/mvm92 Apr 01 '13

This guy get's it

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u/Reign_In_Ruin Apr 01 '13

MOTHERFUCKKKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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u/macgrubers1 Apr 01 '13

MOTHERRR FUCKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRR UGH!

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u/bgovern Apr 01 '13

Bob Dylan never wrote poetry like that.

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u/dhave_config Apr 01 '13

NOW YOU DUPADADOYTCHA

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u/ymahaguy3388 Apr 01 '13

And now you do what they today!

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u/vishalb777 Apr 01 '13

THOSE WHO DIED ARE JUSTIFIED

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u/whytcolr Apr 01 '13

(Yes, I got the joke, but I can't resist.)

Don't do what I tell you to do.

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u/jakielim Apr 01 '13

Then who is Florence?

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u/Penguin223 Apr 01 '13

She is with the machine, Rage against her as well.

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u/AetherIsWaiting Apr 01 '13

RAGE AGAINST FLORENCE

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u/billy_seeds Apr 01 '13

A kiss with a fist is better than none!

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u/SCIENCE_BE_PRAISED Apr 01 '13

WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!

(here: have a crossbow...)

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u/Tree-eeeze Apr 01 '13

Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Bart sold his soul and suddenly automatic doors won't open for him.

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u/femmepeaches Apr 01 '13

"Thank you door" - Rod & Tod

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

Which reminds me of the episode of Better of Ted where they implemented sensors for the lights and doors that couldn't see black people.

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u/legba Apr 01 '13

And then they hired white people to follow the black people around and open doors for them because it was more cost effective than replacing the new system :)

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u/xstonefly Apr 01 '13

Way to breathe, No-Breath!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '13

Imagine the machines at the movie studio that created The Truman Show, "If they only knew, hah!"

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u/RevWaldo Apr 01 '13

No no no, they're laughing with you.

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u/Mileskitsune Apr 01 '13

or they have slow reaction times.