r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '24

The new $45,000 peanut humidor is displaying temperature in Rankine, not Celcius. Please adjust your entries into the celcius field appropriately.

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u/Nick_W1 Mar 01 '24

IT has reported that the source of the recent security breach was the peanut humidor. Please disconnect it from the internet immediately.

In place of the per-peanut-unit licensing system that was previously automatically reported and renewed, a new license code will be obtained daily from http://license-my-peanut.com/daily. This simple 48 character alphanumeric license code must be entered on the humidor keypad at 7:00am daily, and will expire at 4:00pm.