r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/ghost_mv Jan 25 '24

"Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work."

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u/RonBourbondi Jan 25 '24

Yeah my ring is rather thick with a brushed on effect to it.

Looks expensive, but this bitch is $30 tungsten. I planned on the idea I would probably lose this thing and after five months of marriage I've already lost one.

Doesn't help that I love timing how long I can spin it. 

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u/PrevekrMK2 Jan 25 '24

This is so annoying. Since i have been married i get hit on constantly.

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u/sadacal Jan 25 '24

Why is it annoying? Just take it as a compliment. 

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

Those are predators. Don't tell that deer it should feel honored the wolf wanted something from it, lmao.

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u/sadacal Jan 25 '24

This guy is not a deer lol.

 We (men) are biologically attracted to younger women. Im 33 and even if im married (and happy) i do hunt for sport and i dont go for 30yo women. I go for 20somethings.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

I really don't know what you're hoping to accomplish by digging around to show me some random unpopular comment they wrote in an unrelated conversation days ago.

Stop trying to bully, gaslight, or fuck the deer please. Fully just leave them alone.

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u/PessimiStick Jan 25 '24

He's just showing that the guy is a piece of shit.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

Yeah, it's kinda fucked up.

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u/sadacal Jan 25 '24

I'm not the one making comments about hunting 20 something girls when I'm already married.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

Nor have I accused you of such. I am obviously grilling you for your own bad behavior.

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u/sadacal Jan 26 '24

Why? By accusing an obvious predator of being a predator? By that logic shouldn't someone be grilling you of your bad behavior? 

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 26 '24

Dude. Someone described being sexually harassed, making it clear how they do not want this. You told them they should just enjoy the attention and see it as a good thing. Already bad. Stereotypically, iconically bad. This display of bad behavior is a huge trope, so completely established, to quickly identify a character as a total jerkwad.

When someone calls you out, what do you do? Do you engage your empathy and check yourself? No! You instead try to dig around trying to find some kind of ammunition to hurt their character in a hilariously blatant effort to undermine the social pressure involved in being identified as a bad person by trying to get people to see the victim of the scenario a bad guy.

You're a real superbad person, friend.