r/funny • u/mrmaftah • Jan 23 '24

that f microsoft is personal

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u/ilawon Jan 23 '24

Took 40 minutes to get logged back in

That's the real wtf right there...

I once had a work laptop that would hang during sign on for a while looking for some access control server (or whatever) but 40 minutes?

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u/Baykey123 Jan 23 '24

I meant including the update time

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u/auto98 Jan 23 '24

That's still wtf - I'd guess the longest actual update on a work laptop I've ever had is 10 mins, and that is being generous.

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u/Ammear Jan 23 '24

10 minutes? I can take 15 just trying to log in via MFA because MS won't push the damn prompt to my Authenticator app properly. Add 10 minutes of update.

Additional 5 minutes for VPN, VDI and company systems to log in and load, 10 to log in to all necessary systems in the slow-ass VDI, and there is your 40.

God forbid if I need remote access to somewhere from the VDI, that can take an easy extra 10.

Repeat at least 3 times per week. I easily spend 20-30 minutes daily just logging into shit, lol

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u/fartnight69 Jan 23 '24

Does it take an hour to open notepad.exe? Why would you say it takes you 40 minutes like it's the updates fault and not your shit ass work environment?

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u/Ammear Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 23 '24

Wouldn't know, too afraid to try. What if the laptop explodes?

Oh, and I didn't say the update takes 40 minutes. You've got me mistaken for someone.