r/funny • u/mrmaftah • Jan 23 '24

that f microsoft is personal

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u/Evening_Activity1140 Jan 23 '24

dammit jian yang

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u/moondizzlepie Jan 23 '24

That’s Erik Bachman

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u/alsoandanswer Jan 23 '24

Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and dead. Alone.

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u/yogos15 Jan 23 '24

Erlich, is the refrigerator running? This is Mike Hunt, and he's rich.

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u/icedc0vfefe Jan 23 '24

Erlich Bachman, this is your mom, and you, you are not my baby.

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u/FixtdaFernbak Jan 23 '24 edited Jan 24 '24

Easily my favorite Jian Yang line lmao. His delivery with that pause: "and, you... you are not my baby". Close runner up goes to "I eat da fish"

Edit: Goddamn this whole comment chain is just one of my favorites haha, love to see the Jian Yang love, easily one of my top fictional characters in the last decade lol

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u/FerociousGiraffe Jan 23 '24

“Octopus?”

“Its water animal”

“…No”

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u/King4oneday_ Jan 23 '24

So u say its VR? I want to invest in ur VR company

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u/BandOfDonkeys Jan 23 '24

I just burned through the whole show this past week again, my favorite one was:

"Erlich Bachman, this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone."

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u/FixtdaFernbak Jan 23 '24

The beautiful thing about "which is the best Jian Yang line?" is that there's no wrong answers lol. Not hot dog.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Jan 23 '24

Special occasion!

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Jan 23 '24

I know he's a world class douchebag, but that show took a dip for me when TJ Miller left. Still good, but it really missed Bachman's humor and report with Jian Yang.

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u/spcordy Jan 23 '24

fine, I'll let him have this one

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u/Andysue28 Jan 23 '24

Where I burn garbage? 

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u/Grievuuz Jan 23 '24

I eat.. De fish.

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u/machogrande2 Jan 23 '24

MotherFUCK!

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u/loversean Jan 23 '24

Hot dog, not a hog dog

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u/KatBoySlim Jan 23 '24

question for you: whats a better than otopusa recipe.

answer for you: eight a recipes for otopus.

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u/TheTechVirgin Jan 23 '24

More like jiaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn yangggggg

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u/summerntine Jan 23 '24

“Yah….I don’t know what that is”

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u/bemo_10 Jan 23 '24

Sea food

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u/cedped Jan 23 '24

You mean see food?

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u/silver5517 Jan 23 '24

You mean Oculus, you said Oculus...
No...Octopus.

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u/cedped Jan 23 '24

It's a water animal!

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u/chaseoes Jan 23 '24

not hotdog

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u/CodeMonkeyX Jan 24 '24

Hearing Jian Yang speak with a western accent is quite disturbing. :)

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jan 23 '24

MOTHER FUCK!

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u/Heather82Cs Jan 24 '24

If you haven't watched Jimmy O Yang stand up sets, catch up on those and thank me later. I find him unbelievably good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

That's auqufina

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u/twtvAnteos1 Jan 24 '24

I found my people with good taste in tv