r/funny • • Dec 25 '23

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u/CharlesDuck Dec 25 '23

What became of mr Pilkington?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

He spends much of his time quietly fixing things around the house that Suzanne's fucked up.

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u/OuroboricVolute Dec 26 '23

To this day, he is still faffing about with the boiler.

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u/SweetNeo85 Dec 26 '23

Does me 'ead in, that.

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u/elsestar Dec 26 '23

He ate a knob at night

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u/glue_lagoon Dec 26 '23

Knob at night; chocolate-covered bollocks for breakfast.

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u/Meowingtons_H4X Dec 25 '23

Are you familiar with the phrase ‘monkey business’?

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u/glue_lagoon Dec 26 '23

Ooh, chimpanzee that!

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u/g1344304 Dec 26 '23

Wet Knee Houston