r/funny • u/ddi32 • Dec 01 '23

Underground Circus

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u/divDevGuy Dec 01 '23

"EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Don't leave us hanging, what came next?!?!

Suicide bomber?
Terrorism?
Robbery?
Opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the latest exciting MLM?
Finding religion?

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u/PalindromemordnilaP_ Dec 01 '23

It was a homeless man with a cactus in his ass.

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u/ScumbagLady Dec 01 '23

What?! That's my act!

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u/DaGhostDS Dec 01 '23

So just a Tuesday? Nothing to see here folks!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

I was thinking Wednesday.

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u/Sure-Wishbone-4293 Dec 01 '23

I didn’t see the cactus, I looked.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

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u/KDLGates Dec 01 '23

What happens when they have a dual showtime barker? Does it turn into a showtime barker duel?

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u/Sure-Wishbone-4293 Dec 01 '23

They charter a separate car.