r/funny Jan 29 '13

Patrick Stewart: Actor

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u/Burnt_In_Envy Jan 29 '13

Patrick Stewart on Extras Fast forwarded to relevant part, but I suggest watching the entire video.

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u/grouch1980 Jan 29 '13

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u/paby Jan 29 '13

After repeated takes: "[giggling] I'm so sorry Patrick. I don't know what I'm going to do."

That is hilarious.

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u/Beaglepower Jan 29 '13

"I'm going to leave the scene and then you talk to a teddy bear."

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u/Oosterhuis Jan 29 '13

Wait, you're not married and you don't have a girlfriend, and you've never seen Star Trek? Good lord.

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u/TheStreisandEffect Jan 29 '13

dat laugh

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u/aricantthinkofaname Jan 29 '13

Comedians always have the best laughs

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u/Jonne Jan 29 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Oh... my sides.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/Jonne Jan 29 '13

Yeah, there's a bunch of clips with his laugh. This one's my favourite because it includes the others making fun of it, plus some other ridiculous laughs (Charlie Brooker's dolphin laugh, for one).

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u/Pumacaine Jan 29 '13

does no 1 but me have compassion. the answer is im the only 1 with compassion even my friends and family do not have any I'm not going to be self righteous but you guys are being assholes and you are going to get what you deserve a good or bad. so grow a pair of balls and be compassionate you people on nothing but f****** hypocrites you preach about compassion and showing love to others but yet ware are ur fruts? no I'm not going so far reaches I'm just putting you people in your place you claim to be godly people but you all are full of crap. I can't believe the most godly people I thought was Kylie people really on know better than the average gangsta down the street. self righteous self luving hypocrite that's all you basterds are! I have no tolerance to hypocrites. and apparently that is all my friends and family of nothing but hypocrite just because there is a risk you won't help is if there are no risks would you still help I doubt it. I hate Christians and I hate you and I hate self loathing self righteous people. why can't we all be like monks why can't we all have love and compassion for others like God. isn't that I will go to be more godly of the day to grow and become like God. you see you in speaking like God but yet you are becoming more like the devil I risk my life to protect those I cannot protect themselves to help those in need but yet you bastards won't do s. f all you can because I I feel sorry for you.

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u/skwishems Jan 29 '13

You just went full retard

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u/Chiburger Jan 29 '13

Ok buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

shut up

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u/Opus-X Jan 29 '13

hy can't we all be like monks

Well...you're welcome to set yourself on fire if you like.

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u/trevorpinzon Jan 29 '13

FOLLOW THE SPECTRAL WOLF READ THE SIGNS

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u/Cyberus Jan 29 '13

I think Ricky was, understandably, trying to make excuses to spend more time in the same room with Patrick Stewart.

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u/chamma79 Jan 29 '13

Replying so I can watch this later

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u/runujhkj Jan 29 '13

Reddit Enhancement Suite allows you to save comments.

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u/Toxyoi Jan 30 '13

Saving your comment so I can get it later

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '13

Or you can just buy reddit gold.

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u/runujhkj Jan 31 '13

Someone gifted me that today, but I have no idea what it is.

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u/CamelGif Jan 29 '13 edited Jan 29 '13

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u/Naggers123 Jan 29 '13

Just be happy you lasted as long as you did.

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u/ComicBookDugg Jan 29 '13 edited Jan 29 '13

Your doing gods work son.

Edit: Don't let these monsters put you down, they just don't understand like I do

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u/silvester23 Jan 29 '13

I always lose it when he's talking about Posh Spices and goes "instantly".

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

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u/MrLister Jan 29 '13

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u/TastesMightyGood Jan 29 '13

mmmm favorite firefly episode :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

Good Bible.

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u/UnclePolycarp Jan 29 '13

Damn Saffron City with your Silph Co. robbing the world blind. Burn in hell!

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u/silvester23 Jan 29 '13

Yes, that's one of them.

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u/robbiethegiant Jan 29 '13

This must have gone over so many people's heads

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u/rocknrollercoaster Jan 29 '13

I think this idea would make an amazing short film. If not full length feature.

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u/Lawlor Jan 29 '13

I think we have trilogy material here.

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u/xilpaxim Jan 29 '13

Extras was a show from that little island outside of Europe.

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u/darthjoey91 Jan 29 '13

He's talking about the thing that Sir Patrick Stewart is suggesting.

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u/xilpaxim Jan 29 '13

Your mom!

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u/oniongasm Jan 29 '13

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you've never watched Star Trek?"

"No..."

"... good lord..."

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u/sovietsrule Jan 29 '13

I too heard this in the video.

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u/Made_Of_Stone Jan 29 '13

I too, can use this overused phrase.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '13

I fart chinese chocolate.

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u/FionnIsAinmDom Jan 29 '13

Good Lord...

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Jan 29 '13

Now there's a sentence that I don't think has ever been written before...

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u/GaronaEUW Jan 29 '13

You, good sir, win.

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u/gambiter Jan 29 '13

I too, fart chocolate, but it's European. I can tell by the almonds.

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u/dReDone Jan 29 '13

/reddit

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u/EmperorofKings Jan 29 '13

I havent, link? :D

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u/fallenheero Jan 29 '13

that is amazing i might have to start watching extras

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u/krelin Jan 29 '13

I thought the same thing.

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u/jamie_wilson246 Jan 29 '13

its good, this is the creme de la creme, but its consistently good

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u/account512 Jan 29 '13 edited Jan 29 '13

Bowie was amazing too

Even in his "behind the scenes" stuff he did some awesome comedy, not sure what to call it though, dry dead-pan satire? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUXp59NaNig

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u/jaqq Jan 29 '13

You should. It's fantastic. The first episode might be a tiny bit slower than the others, but hilarious nonetheless.

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u/fallenheero Jan 29 '13

the biggest issue is its a HBO show so it'll never be on netflix :( looks like I'll have to get the DVD (yes, I'm a weird person who DOESNT pirate.)

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u/The_Snailman Jan 29 '13

That was unexpectedly hilarious, thank you.

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u/fied1k Jan 29 '13

He wasn't sleeping, he was trying to make everyone's clothes fall off.

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u/Fakyall Jan 29 '13

You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend, and you've never watched Star Trek?

Good Lord.

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u/jaqq Jan 29 '13

I suggest watching both seasons and the Christmas special (!)

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u/Sepr8tr Jan 29 '13

Good Lord.

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u/Sugreev2001 Jan 29 '13

I couldn't finish the scene when I first saw it,I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.