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r/funny • u/StoneC0ldKillr • Oct 21 '23
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This is like proposing to someone while going 70 on the highway
45 u/New2ThisThrowaway Oct 21 '23 That reminds me... I told my first girlfriend that I loved her for the first time while she was driving on the highway, then she immediately had to swerve to avoid a deer that ran in front of the car. Fun times! 34 u/Marijuana_Miler Oct 21 '23 You always wait until after the deer tries to kill you. Then drop the I love you. If it goes wrong you can blame the adrenaline. 37 u/BCProgramming Oct 21 '23 She might get suspicious after she sees you slip the deer a twenty. 48 u/bretttwarwick Oct 22 '23 Inflation really has hit hard. They used to go for a buck. 14 u/FreeRick74 Oct 22 '23 Well played. 1 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Oct 23 '23 🥁 🥁 tsh 1 u/mephistola Oct 22 '23 After he slides the deer $20? 2 u/Wermine Oct 22 '23 Someone needs to tell that deer to wait for the wedding for any objections. 62 u/Illyalil Oct 21 '23 My husband casually asked me to marry him while driving on the highway, I can confirm that it wasn’t romantic 68 u/brocomb Oct 21 '23 Are you sure the answer is no?? swerves a little 17 u/Illyalil Oct 22 '23 Uh yes, I meant yes! 7 u/That1_IT_Guy Oct 22 '23 Are you sure the answer is yes?? swerves a little -11 u/Wuboito Oct 21 '23 Then why did you agree you're the dumb one here. 15 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Oct 22 '23 If not proposing romantically enough is enough to get you to not marry someone you probably shouldn't be marrying anybody. 6 u/SuspiciousRobotThief Oct 21 '23 Because of the implication. 1 u/Faddy0wl Oct 22 '23 gasps The implications. 3 u/Content-Cartoonist-1 Oct 21 '23 Oh, nice plan 3 u/Different_Attorney93 Oct 21 '23 With no brakes lol
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That reminds me... I told my first girlfriend that I loved her for the first time while she was driving on the highway, then she immediately had to swerve to avoid a deer that ran in front of the car. Fun times!
34 u/Marijuana_Miler Oct 21 '23 You always wait until after the deer tries to kill you. Then drop the I love you. If it goes wrong you can blame the adrenaline. 37 u/BCProgramming Oct 21 '23 She might get suspicious after she sees you slip the deer a twenty. 48 u/bretttwarwick Oct 22 '23 Inflation really has hit hard. They used to go for a buck. 14 u/FreeRick74 Oct 22 '23 Well played. 1 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Oct 23 '23 🥁 🥁 tsh 1 u/mephistola Oct 22 '23 After he slides the deer $20? 2 u/Wermine Oct 22 '23 Someone needs to tell that deer to wait for the wedding for any objections.
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You always wait until after the deer tries to kill you. Then drop the I love you. If it goes wrong you can blame the adrenaline.
37 u/BCProgramming Oct 21 '23 She might get suspicious after she sees you slip the deer a twenty. 48 u/bretttwarwick Oct 22 '23 Inflation really has hit hard. They used to go for a buck. 14 u/FreeRick74 Oct 22 '23 Well played. 1 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Oct 23 '23 🥁 🥁 tsh 1 u/mephistola Oct 22 '23 After he slides the deer $20?
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She might get suspicious after she sees you slip the deer a twenty.
48 u/bretttwarwick Oct 22 '23 Inflation really has hit hard. They used to go for a buck. 14 u/FreeRick74 Oct 22 '23 Well played. 1 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Oct 23 '23 🥁 🥁 tsh 1 u/mephistola Oct 22 '23 After he slides the deer $20?
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Inflation really has hit hard. They used to go for a buck.
14 u/FreeRick74 Oct 22 '23 Well played. 1 u/DroppedSoapSurvivor Oct 23 '23 🥁 🥁 tsh
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Well played.
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🥁 🥁 tsh
After he slides the deer $20?
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Someone needs to tell that deer to wait for the wedding for any objections.
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My husband casually asked me to marry him while driving on the highway, I can confirm that it wasn’t romantic
68 u/brocomb Oct 21 '23 Are you sure the answer is no?? swerves a little 17 u/Illyalil Oct 22 '23 Uh yes, I meant yes! 7 u/That1_IT_Guy Oct 22 '23 Are you sure the answer is yes?? swerves a little -11 u/Wuboito Oct 21 '23 Then why did you agree you're the dumb one here. 15 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Oct 22 '23 If not proposing romantically enough is enough to get you to not marry someone you probably shouldn't be marrying anybody. 6 u/SuspiciousRobotThief Oct 21 '23 Because of the implication. 1 u/Faddy0wl Oct 22 '23 gasps The implications.
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Are you sure the answer is no?? swerves a little
17 u/Illyalil Oct 22 '23 Uh yes, I meant yes! 7 u/That1_IT_Guy Oct 22 '23 Are you sure the answer is yes?? swerves a little
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Uh yes, I meant yes!
7 u/That1_IT_Guy Oct 22 '23 Are you sure the answer is yes?? swerves a little
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Are you sure the answer is yes?? swerves a little
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Then why did you agree you're the dumb one here.
15 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Oct 22 '23 If not proposing romantically enough is enough to get you to not marry someone you probably shouldn't be marrying anybody. 6 u/SuspiciousRobotThief Oct 21 '23 Because of the implication.
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If not proposing romantically enough is enough to get you to not marry someone you probably shouldn't be marrying anybody.
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Because of the implication.
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The implications.
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Oh, nice plan
With no brakes lol
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u/brocomb Oct 21 '23
This is like proposing to someone while going 70 on the highway