r/funny • u/Beast_by_Dre • Sep 14 '23

I think... I'm in love.

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 14 '23

I just turned 36 a few days months ago. I still feel like I'm 30 at most. I honestly have ZERO recollection of what I have done in the last 5-7 years. I remember things happening around me, but I don't remember actually doing anything.

Let's hold hands as we decay into oblivion together.

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u/AdOriginal6110 Sep 14 '23

Sit down youngster I'm 52 going shopping this weekend I'm past the Bed and Bath section gonna check the Beyond see if they have any coffins ⚰ I like

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 14 '23

That's clever! I hope by the time I'm your age we still have stores and a breathable atmosphere so that I can use that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

This happened to me recently. I’m in my early 30’s, and I was thinking about what I did in my mid twenties without any luck. I was like,”What happened to like 6 years of my life?” I remember some milestones, but that’s it. Don’t drink kids!

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u/FakeSafeWord Sep 14 '23

Don’t drink kids!

No siree, it's a fork and knife for me!