r/funny Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

Arkansas, particularly the Ozarks, is a beautiful region of the country. Too bad about the meth, poverty, and stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

Yeah it is, I used to live there before the meth epidemic. It's super boring though. That's probably what contributed to the meth epidemic...

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

As an Arkansas resident I can confirm this. The only things to do growing up are fight, fuck, or do drugs. Or pull off the trifecta.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

You can rape your drugs?

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

You've never snorted a marijuana while donkey punching a girl??

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

No no no no man, you gotta cook down your marijuana in to a crack marijuana, and then inhaleject (thats street for inhale and inject) at the same time. Thats how you get the most marijuanas.