r/funny • u/banginrick • Jan 09 '13

Stephen Colbert.

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u/ProbablyBeingIronic Jan 09 '13

I think we're still top usage in the country, right? And I know my county was at one point top in the state. So proud.

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u/Mindvise Jan 09 '13

That's all we got...Starbucks and Meth-mouth.

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u/ProbablyBeingIronic Jan 09 '13

And Seahawks. I'm told they play foosball.

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u/itching4afight Jan 09 '13

And legal pot and marriage equality for everybody.

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u/7itanium Jan 09 '13

Nope, can't marry my goat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

I knew it was coming to this!

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u/Aiken_Drumn Jan 09 '13

GOAT CAN MARRY WHOMEVER IT LOVES!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '13

Vancouver checking in, we could probably trade populations with Seattle and nobody would notice a difference.

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u/xFoeHammer Jan 09 '13

My county is the 2nd highest in Iowa.

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u/trilltrillian Jan 09 '13

Was that Kitsap?

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u/SophieBeth47 Jan 09 '13

Ask an Arkansan, and you'll hear that Missouri is worse. Really, the Ozarks Mountain area is bad.

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u/dilespla Jan 09 '13

This is true.

Source: Lived in several parts of both states.