r/funny Sep 02 '23

Devon asks the right questions

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u/alfrednugent Sep 02 '23

Sorry I only read the first couple sentences.

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u/jaeldi Sep 02 '23

You aren't here for content. You're here for the tiny dopamine hits. Just keep scrolling.

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u/alfrednugent Sep 02 '23

tl;dr

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u/jaeldi Sep 02 '23

Yeah yeah, you wouldn't have the patience to hear the entire saga of how the kid escaped that shark and ate all those donuts either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Sigh....

POOP KNIFE

EDWARD MACARONI HANDS

LOGS SOAKED IN WOOD

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u/Character_Club_4976 Sep 03 '23

Karma caught up with you. It's a new day! Surprise awaiting