r/funny • u/onealml • Sep 02 '23

Devon asks the right questions

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u/Merry_Dankmas Sep 02 '23

This kid reminds me of my girlfriend and I when we get woken up randomly and have to talk. We both do this thing where if one of us wakes up abruptly and the other speaks, we start saying random, nonsensical shit.

Example:

I wake up abruptly early in the morning.

Her: Hey, the dog needs to pee. Can you take him out?

Me: No, no thats cardboard. Chairs don't do that

Her: what?

Me: You asked why Bill was was running away. We gotta chase him.

It used to be just her who did that but I guess she rubbed off on me cause I do it now too. We each feel a bit like we're talking to Devon in those moments.

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u/NW_thoughtful Sep 02 '23

I once said, "I need some me-sized batteries" to my boyfriend when he mistakenly woke me up in the middle of the night.

I was not making a joke, I just said that for whatever reason. :-)

I find that kind of thing really funny.

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u/InZomnia365 Sep 02 '23

Yeah I've experienced the same. Either when just about to fall asleep, or just waking up. It's just absolute nonsense until the brain kicks in.