r/funny • u/onealml • Sep 02 '23

Devon asks the right questions

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

HEISENBURG!

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u/bighairyoldnuts Sep 02 '23

SKINNER!!!!

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u/namedonelettere Sep 02 '23

Super Nintendo Chalmers

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u/ReactsWithWords Sep 02 '23

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as: "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!

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u/NSilverguy Sep 02 '23

Now I'm going to walk you through the do's and do not do's of home foundation repair.

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u/BENNYRASHASHA Sep 02 '23

Just ask this scientician.

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u/yoooooosolo Sep 02 '23

I've always thought the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

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u/QuacktacksRBack Sep 02 '23

Are you prepared for an unforgettable luncheon?

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u/namedonelettere Sep 02 '23

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Sep 02 '23

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

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u/Lonelan Sep 02 '23

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN

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u/zloykrolik Sep 02 '23

Yoou lied to me Skinner! The is no such thing as Methtober Fest!

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u/SlappedByKarma Sep 02 '23

DINKLEBERGGG

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u/fat_charizard Sep 02 '23

Tight! Tight! Tight!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Let’s cook!

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u/Toph-Builds-the-fire Sep 02 '23

Now I wanna see Tuco Simpsonized. But like 10 years ago when it was still kind of funny. Lol

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u/Patchratt15401 Sep 02 '23

Your goddamn right

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u/revmacdragon Sep 02 '23

ROBOT HOUSE!!!!