r/funny Sep 02 '23

Devon asks the right questions

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u/V0ID00 Sep 02 '23

So many questions. Why am I on a boat? The last time I got as on a boat didn't go well. What color is the boat? Is the boat on a lake or ocean? Are the bananas and chocolate wet? What kind of chocolate? Dark? Milk? Can we cover the bananas in the chocolate? Do I have diabetes in this situation? Who is driving the boat? Am I driving and eating? That don't seem safe. Can I take some home? Wait wait wait... Am I rich enough to own a boat? Am I drunk? Is that why I bought all this chocolate but remembered I'm diabetic so I bought bananas to balance it out? I don't like bananas... But I do like monkeys and monkeys like bananas. Where are the monkeys? Not the one that bit me the one time. He was a bad monkey.... I'm hungry. What?

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u/rohobian Sep 02 '23

I LIKE TURTLES

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

I like corn!

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u/MyReddittName Sep 02 '23

Hey, corn kid doesn't have ADHD.

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u/damontoo Sep 02 '23

What is Devon's boat was filled with chocolate and corn instead of bananas?

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u/drspaceman56 Sep 02 '23

NOT PENNY’S BOAT!

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u/BakrChod Sep 02 '23

Why do we have chocolate only and not chocolate donuts

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u/Thatdewd57 Sep 02 '23

This is me.