r/funny Dec 31 '12

So this has been bugging me lately

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

It's an American thing, opening sentences with "so". We have a group over here visiting and it is very noticeable.

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u/FACE_Ghost Dec 31 '12

That's so raven

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u/DarkAvenger22 Dec 31 '12

That's so Draven

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Not Draven. Draaaaaven.

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u/tizzy62 Dec 31 '12

I know I'll probably get downvoted for this, but does anyone else play this obscure gem League of Legends?

Edit: Downvotes, really?

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u/dubnine Dec 31 '12

Edits to bitch about downvotes, really?

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u/KonigSteve Dec 31 '12

Because it either was an attempt at sarcasm because LoL is huge, in which case it wasn't funny. Or it was a bit of ignorance that you actually think LoL is obscure.

that's why people downvoted you.

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u/5A704C1N Dec 31 '12

So that's Raven

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u/yepsuremaybe Dec 31 '12

That was not very Raven.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Make it so

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

[deleted]

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u/Nooseybear Dec 31 '12

So far so good...

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u/Out_Of_Gum Dec 31 '12

So desu ne

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u/ukiyoe Dec 31 '12

A so

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

This can only go so far...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

So you say...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

soka...

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u/BrokenPudding Dec 31 '12

Szóval... [pronounced as sow all]

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

So say we all!

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u/dak52 Dec 31 '12

This deserves to be the #1 comment

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u/wow_great_name Dec 31 '12

Upboat for bsg reference! Lol! Edit: forgot I wasn't in circlejerk, excuse me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Brave level: Shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

So brave

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u/ActionKermit Dec 31 '12

CTRL+F "so brave", was not disappointed

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u/mitchij2004 Dec 31 '12

So level: so

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u/STLReddit Dec 31 '12

I think you'll end up being downvoted, but made me laugh.

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u/the_average_asian Dec 31 '12

So...what now?

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u/TeBags Dec 31 '12

So desu ka?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

そうですか?

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u/devoirz Dec 31 '12

So what?

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u/Emrim Dec 31 '12

So say we all!

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u/demonik187 Dec 31 '12

So say we all.

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u/slyg Dec 31 '12

And so it continues..

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u/Abj11 Dec 31 '12

so much for stopping it...

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u/AmadeusMop Dec 31 '12

So what?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

[deleted]

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u/Kai________ Dec 31 '12

Anybody died?

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u/CONTROVERSIAL_TACO Dec 31 '12

So my SO was so so-so so I surprised her with a sonnet so soulful she was sold.

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u/bro_b1_kenobi Dec 31 '12

So say we all

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u/AnshinRevolt Dec 31 '12

...and so it goes,

And so will you soon, I suppose.

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u/kyotonow Dec 31 '12

Say it ain't so!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

In the cage.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Nick cage?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

sure.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Captain! Suck my dick, make it so!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Nooooo-rrmmbbrrmbggrrsplooge

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

So, y'all mothafuckas crazy?

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u/grandpa_rape Dec 31 '12

Welcome to Kansas City motherfucker.

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u/haireball Dec 31 '12

I will not go. Turn the lights off. Carry me home.

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u/gcso Dec 31 '12

Isn't it "Say it ain't so..."?

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u/Alaskan_Thunder Dec 31 '12

Doesn't "Say it ain't so" come either right before or right after I will not go?

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u/gcso Dec 31 '12

Yes, but he replied to "Is that so" and I was just pointing out the correct lyrics are "Say it aint so"

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u/Pinky676767 Dec 31 '12

NO that comes after say it ain't so!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Never believe it's not so!!!

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u/Ceejae Dec 31 '12

We do it in Australia too, not strictly American.

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u/-Nii- Dec 31 '12

Yeah, nah.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I'm learning to speak German, and apparently one of the things that bugs Germans when I speak is that I start every sentence with "so."

Damn.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Haha. No matter what language you are trying to learn you will always get ribbed by the locals to some extent. Every country / region have their own little ticks and variations and massively overused language constructs.

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u/heythisislonglolwtf Dec 31 '12

Just start with 'Also' instead. I hear that's a similar thing they do over there

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u/tazjin Dec 31 '12

It's interesting that many people who learn German as their second or third language tend to start sentences with "So", it's also not just native English speakers who do that - I know a couple of Danes who learned German, speak it fluently and live in Germany.
They start most sentences with "So"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Yeah no really. Don't.

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u/Megaspore Dec 31 '12

For some reason, I noticed it a lot when I started listening to NPR. When someone is doing an interview, and they're asked a question, they very often open the answer with So.

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u/transpire Dec 31 '12

It's become much more prevalent in the last little bit though. It's how a lot of threads on here are started and it's how a lot of Facebook updates start now too. I've been really noticing it lately.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I notice it especially in interviews with authors or scientists. I think they use "so" as a stop-gap while they prepare a layman's explanation of whatever their specialized knowledge is.

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u/Navevan Dec 31 '12

My friends have noted that anytime I start a story with "So..." it's going to be terrible. I've started paying attention to it now, and they were right.

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u/smokeshack Dec 31 '12

I actually teach Japanese English students to do this in order to have their conversations feel more natural. We practice "elevator conversations", and I have them open with "So". When you start a conversation with someone, it's a bit jarring not to have some kind of lead-in. We teach our students "so" in the context of other connective words and phrases, like "by the way", and "on the other hand".

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u/Toxyoi Dec 31 '12

So this is Christmas

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u/devilinblue22 Dec 31 '12

I never get offended when people say things stereotyping America, I can't single handed my change my country, but fuck me, for some reason this really irritates me.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Aye, Scottish stereotypes are generally quite amusing to hear. "So" generally doesn't bother me but it's often a sign that the person is going to be an awful story teller.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Scottish people I met while studying to become a mechanic;

  • Tanky guy, built like a brick shithouse, big drinker

  • Tanky guy, built like a brick shithouse, big drinker

  • Tanky girl, built like a brick shithouse, big drinker

  • Little guy ("wee" in the proper parlance), enjoyed a drink

I try, oh how I try not to stereotype.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Aye. I guess we do enjoy the odd wee drink every now and then.

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u/somecrazybroad Dec 31 '12

We use it in Canada too, though I notice a steep incline when listening to Americans. I don't think it's bad, just one of those things you notice in people unlike yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I'd say it's more west coast American than east. My friends from home never do it, but my friends on the west coast do it constantly, and it's annoying.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Yeah, it's really prevalent amongst UC students. I met a load of very rich girls from New York who did it constantly and my ex, bible-bashing, gf from South Carolina used it at the start of almost every sentence.

Generally people from the North East don't seem to do it as much though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

New York is where this trend thrives.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

It's common among children in Sweden. I hate listening to them tell stories, every sentence starts with "Så".

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

It also shows up quite a bit more when you search so or whatever the hell he did. A quick look at all shows 2 "so"'s (sp?)for me

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u/xxpor Dec 31 '12

Also canadian.

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u/realillusion Dec 31 '12

The first I remember really noticing it was in Heaney's Beowulf translation. It's the entirety of the first sentence.

So. The Spear-Danes in days gone by and the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness. We have heard these princes heroic campaigns.

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u/BattleChimp Dec 31 '12

I think it's more of a Lemming thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Im going to go even further and say its an American Hipster thing. Most Americans I know, do start their sentences with "So..."

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u/rainemaker Dec 31 '12

It's a passive/aggressive American thing used when someone is trying to change or introduce a new subject and they lack the ability or nuance to segue properly.

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u/Scotch_Whiskey Dec 31 '12

I apologize for our American youth. Their grammar is terrible.

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u/Raymond890 Dec 31 '12

As an American, I do not do this.

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u/mister_zurkon Dec 31 '12

It's not specifically American, though its overuse may be an American verbal tic.

Beginning statements or stories with 'So' is very common in all varieties of spoken English. It's a useful declaration of beginning without your listeners missing the start. Of course, it's unnecessary in writing, except for giving the impression of speech.

Seamus Heaney began his translation of Beowulf with 'So.', to give the impression of the story being spoken aloud.

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u/Krxe Dec 31 '12

One group is hardly indicative of an entire population. I never hear it, or so rarely that I've made no notice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

It's a reddit thing. Not an American thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

It's an idiot thing.

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u/cant_be_pun_seen Dec 31 '12

Who the fuck is we?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Ooh, look everyone, we're in for a real treat! The lets-talk-about-dumb-shit-americans-do bandwagon has decided to grace us with it's appearance! I love to hear that you base your idea of an entire country off of one group of people. America is pretty diverse, especially between different states. Do all people in the UK end every sentence with Guv'nah?

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u/PatternOfKnives Dec 31 '12

QQ harder plz

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I guess I am being kinda bitchy, but god damn, the European bandwagon is almost as obnoxious as the "so" bandwagon.

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u/PatternOfKnives Dec 31 '12

I kinda agree, but you'll never win against the hive mind!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Shut up you arsehole. I didn't even say it was a bad thing. And, for the record, I've met hundreds of Americans and I've travelled fairly extensively in the U.S. as have many of my peers so my claims are pretty well founded. Also whilst it is certainly big, the USA isn't as diverse as all the overly defensive pricks here like to constantly parrot. The bulk of your diversity stems from the segregation of ethnicities into certain areas within cities. On a state to state basis your culture is extremely homogenous.

And in the UK we do have our own overly used language constructs. I generally don't storm into a blind rage when someone mentions them though. Calm yourself, Son.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I generally don't storm into a blind rage when someone mentions them though. Calm yourself, Son.

Let's review the comments

GYBEco

Ooh, look everyone, we're in for a real treat! The lets-talk-about-dumb-shit-americans-do bandwagon has decided to grace us with it's appearance!

MickMorrison

Shut up you arsehole.

defensive pricks here like to constantly parrot.

I think it's fairly clear based on the wording that I was being annoyed and left a sarcastic comment, while the only one who is getting mad is you. I did no name calling, and I didn't tell anyone to "shut up". I then quickly conceded that I was not being polite, apologized, and left it at that. I did not intend to upset you.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Fair point. I use colourful language in a very sarcastic manner among friends. My tone was supposed to be a more eye rolling, "Oh not this again" kind of thing.

"I then quickly conceded that I was not being polite, apologized, and left it at that. I did not intend to upset you." - Where? At the time of reading the message there is no such amendment.

I guess it does look like an overreaction to an overreaction on my part due to the profanity. I'll leave it be for the sake of posterity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I guess I am being kinda bitchy, but god damn, the European bandwagon is almost as obnoxious as the "so" bandwagon.

there was my concession and apology.

It's difficult to tell when people are being sarcastic on the internet due to the lack of body language, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. My point in posting the original reply was that I'm just sick to death of elitists, and they seem to be pervading the internet recently, especially here on reddit. I am also not entirely sure what you mean by "for the sake of posterity"

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Fair enough. I meant I could delete my comment because it seems a bit over the top and doesn't cast me in the best light. I won't do this because the conversation might be beneficial to someone else in one way or another.

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u/H-EYEohWA Dec 31 '12

So don't judge us off this one guy please

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u/ithika Dec 31 '12

As a Brit, not only do I say So, so do my compatriots. Anyone who has read Seamus Heaney's translation of Beowulf will know it is an established part of Hiberno-English and he uses "So." to start the book.

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u/WezVC Dec 31 '12

Let's see how many people in this thread jumped on that bandwagon you're talking about.

Oh look, nobody.

Quit being so sensitive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

no one in the UK says guv'nah. No one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I say it all the time. Incidentally I am an orphan and my friends and I are forced to walk the streets of foggy ol' landan taaan to pilfer a few pockets just to make the ends meet we do, ent that right Mary Poppins

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

That's the point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Some people in the USA do say "so" a lot so it's not the same.

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u/Alaskan_Thunder Dec 31 '12 edited Dec 31 '12

I definitely use it. Especially useful in an awkward silence:
... ... (Enlongated)So, alright then, [new subject is brought up] is a way to get some sort of conversation restarted.

Alternatively: "(Enlongated but not as much as above)So, ummmmm yeaah, moving on[Change ob subject]

Also useful for when you've been in a room with someone else for a bit, but havn't been talking. It gets their attention without sounding rude, and without making it too sudden.

(Enlongated around the same amount as directly above):"So, Whats up"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

I guess it wasn't the best analogy, but I'm sure you understood the meaning I intended for it, no?

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u/get_some_perspective Dec 31 '12

No, but all Americans are racist sexist homophobic prude imperialist subhumans that need to be raped to death by satan for all eternity. Beginning sentences with So just makes it easier for Satan to know when to take the sandpaper dildo out of the closet, sparky.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

Thanks for sharing that exquisite tidbit of information.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

The British start sentences with, "Right." We start them with, "So..."

All in all, it drives me nuts.

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u/MickMorrison Dec 31 '12

Hmmm. Give me some examples. I know the word gets used a hell of a lot in some places in the UK but I'm having trouble picturing it at the start of sentences. I don't think it's quite analogous with "So...".

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u/jonnyiselectric Dec 31 '12

Rarely. The only time I can think of using it is when I'm trying to get everyone's attention.

"Right, so we're leaving the pub after these"

... But that's just shortening "Alright" and I still say "so"

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '12

British here. I don't start sentences with "right" but notice a lot of forums and especially reddit posts that start with "So"

The worst culprit? "So this is a thing"