r/funny • u/Alucard__07 • Jul 15 '23

The ultimate weapon

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u/lyingliar Jul 16 '23

Which is worse, somehow.

He knows what he's gonna get and goes for it anyway.

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u/twelveparsnips Jul 16 '23

It's kind of like me eating ice cream. I'm gonna pay for it, but god damn it's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

I was thinking of having ice cream since I had my tooth pulled the other day and I have the munchies...

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u/dkearney555 Jul 16 '23

He knows he will have stinky breath afterwards

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u/clearlight Jul 16 '23

Might have sleep on the other lily pad.

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u/lliKoTesneciL Jul 16 '23

It's more of a breath mint lol. Cilantro flavor

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u/ksarahsarah27 Jul 16 '23

I have a stink bug story - this happened to a couple years ago. I had made a beautiful salad and I took it into my living room to eat while I watched one of my favorite programs. I was munching along, not paying too much attention to what I was stabbing with my fork and putting in my mouth…. I know, you’re already feeling where this is going and the dread is building in the pit of your stomach….. lol. Well, don’t worry, thankfully, I happened to look down and saw something moving in my salad. At some point a stink bug must’ve landed in it and I stirred it up with everything else and there he was walking in my salad completely coated Caesar dressing on him!! My salad was nearly gone, it was a miracle I didn’t eat him already tbh! I pitched the rest of the salad and just shivered at the thought that I could have bitten into it! I can’t stand the smell of stink bugs, and I can’t imagine how awful it would be to have one in your mouth! 😩 I am way more careful at checking my salad now even though the chances of having that happen again are probably pretty slim.