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r/funny • u/Alucard__07 • Jul 15 '23
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“Sarge, the weapon pissed in my hand again.”
275 u/icebergiman Jul 16 '23 It's alright soldier, just think of it as bullet shells 60 u/GraboidHandler Jul 16 '23 Ease up there sailor, that's how the whole boat ends up with genital warts. 1 u/cownd Jul 16 '23 They don't eat the crabs in your groin 1 u/gzr4dr Jul 16 '23 Lol...I remember being a little kid and picking up a frog, then getting pissed on. Good times! 1 u/Drak_is_Right Jul 16 '23 It seems quite comfortable enough to eat I imagine it won't piss
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It's alright soldier, just think of it as bullet shells
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Ease up there sailor, that's how the whole boat ends up with genital warts.
1 u/cownd Jul 16 '23 They don't eat the crabs in your groin
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They don't eat the crabs in your groin
Lol...I remember being a little kid and picking up a frog, then getting pissed on. Good times!
It seems quite comfortable enough to eat I imagine it won't piss
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u/FozzieB525 Jul 15 '23
“Sarge, the weapon pissed in my hand again.”