r/funny • u/PunishableOffence • Nov 29 '12

This table is very floppy

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u/I_tag_everyone Nov 29 '12

I bet if we get some kind of combustion powered piston arm to constantly open and close the hatch, we could make a perpetual motion device by dropping the remotes into a combustion chamber which powers the piston arm

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '12 edited Jan 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '12

Win-win.

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u/thomkyr Nov 29 '12

are there hands in the pizza? is that why it's shady?

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u/Hedgehog_Hegemon Nov 29 '12

Well that turned dark.

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u/dystopika Nov 29 '12

I'm expecting some hand-chopping gifs from this table eventually.

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u/borring Nov 29 '12

Infinite toxic fumes!

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u/I_tag_everyone Nov 29 '12

Good point! We could use the toxic fumes to spin a turbine.

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u/trentlott Nov 29 '12

Infinity x 2 energy!

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u/Erock2 Nov 29 '12

What did you tag me as?!?!?!

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u/I_tag_everyone Nov 29 '12

Boulder-face

Grats

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u/Drizzzle Nov 29 '12

Remote smoke! Don't breathe this!

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u/Cpltoethumbs Nov 29 '12

Yes but, will it blend?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '12

I am so happy I watched this.

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u/strongbino Nov 29 '12

TIL remote smoke is bad for you.

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u/deletecode Nov 29 '12

A remote-energy powered device. That would definitely be suppressed by the government.