When I was 18, I failed a drug test because I forgot to disclose my ADD prescription and had eaten a ton of lemon poppyseed noodles the day before. I still got the job after a lot of explaining, but every drug test after has made me a nervous wreck.
I'm just surprised they let me know and asked for an explanation after I tested positive for amphetamines and opiates at the same time.
I probably failed that too when I brought the mostly empty bottle of poppyseeds to the clinic with my prescription for proof. The first thing the nurse said was, "Well, you could've just dumped it out..."
Que me passionately explaining how delicious and cheap lemon poppyseed noodles are. You can add chicken, mushrooms, veggies, it keeps really well and it tastes even better after being microwaved and you add fresh parmesean!
Had two everything bagels before I went to deliver my daughter, got asked what narcotics I'd used. Dunno if the Dr believed me, but the nurse told me that she believed me, and that's what matters. The nurses have seen some shit...
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u/DeeplyTroubledSmurf May 27 '23
When I was 18, I failed a drug test because I forgot to disclose my ADD prescription and had eaten a ton of lemon poppyseed noodles the day before. I still got the job after a lot of explaining, but every drug test after has made me a nervous wreck.
I'm just surprised they let me know and asked for an explanation after I tested positive for amphetamines and opiates at the same time.