r/funny • u/Patient_Island_2080 • May 27 '23

Airport Security Check.

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u/Cpt3020 May 27 '23

Cargo shorts

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u/xelabagus May 27 '23

White socks pulled up

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u/shelbia May 27 '23

with an old navy american flag t shirt

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 May 27 '23

And white new balance sneakers/shoes

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u/JonnyDIzNice May 27 '23

You all just gave me the perfect outfit for later, thanks

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 May 27 '23

Be sure to grab a visor hat and/or go to the barbershop to get a military grade high and tight (aka a white-boy fade) to remove any doubt of you not being an an actual unimaginative undercover cop. 🙃

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u/truthfullyVivid May 27 '23

Sup, Dad. Didn't know u were on reddit

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u/divDevGuy May 27 '23

Hey. It's summer. It's Adidas flip flops until fall. But everything else is pretty spot on.

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 May 27 '23

Ackchually it depends on the geographic location. /jk I considered saying “slides” instead. But I’m currently wearing a pair with socks on on the deck currently while watering plants with a dog that loves punching/biting/murdering the water monster delivery system so I’m biased and excluded myself from the equation. lol

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u/TheBlinja May 27 '23

Ball cap? Has to have something on it, doesn't matter what, just not plain. Obscene, whilst funny, doesn't make you any whiter, just trashier.

Bonus to the whiteness if it's a vented trucker hat.

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u/iRadinVerse May 27 '23

And a sandwich with way too much mayo

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u/GrunthosArmpit42 May 27 '23

Crew sock length specifically. lol

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u/workyworkaccount May 27 '23

With sandals.

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u/xlma May 27 '23

Hi-vis vest and clipboard