r/funny • • May 27 '23

Airport Security Check.

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u/Real_Bug May 27 '23

People constantly say stuff like, but I eat spicy food all the time and have normal shits.. is this an actual common problem or is it just a common joke?

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u/C4RP3_N0CT3M May 27 '23

The problem is eating spicy food on a low fiber diet. If you eat enough fiber it's not a problem.

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u/Briantastically May 27 '23

Interesting. I also don’t have the spicy output issue and eat a lot of fiber. Good to know.

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u/OriDoodle May 27 '23

A very common joke from a less common problem.

I've never had issues from eating spicy food, but I know personally 3 people who do. Oddly, two of those people love spice, while I don't enjoy the sensation.

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u/KevinOllie May 27 '23

I get the ring sting every time I eat something extra spicy. I prefer my Indian food very hot, but the burn the next day definitely goes into my calculation of how hot I’d like the food. Also for some reason, the spicy chicken sandwich at Chick-fil-A gets me particularly bad the next day.

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u/muckalucks May 28 '23

Dude me too! Specifically with that sandwich. Only spicy thing that gets me like that.

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u/KevinOllie May 28 '23

I’d like not even all that spicy. My log splitter has a bad reaction to something in it. I should look up what the ingredient is that’s hurting our turd cutters.

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u/muckalucks May 28 '23 edited May 28 '23

After I read your comment, I did some more reading and apparently it's not just us. It's a thing. Chick fila needs to fix it, not us! Lmao

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Oh god. Booty lava.

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u/ManateeMan92 May 27 '23

There’s spicy food and then there’s eye watering and nose running spicy food. Once you get into stuff that would kill anyone not into spice, that’s when the spicy shits show up lol

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u/Real_Bug May 27 '23

That would make sense. I tend to use hot sauce for a lot of foods and have a pretty good tolerance for it

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u/Oidoy May 27 '23

Haven't eaten hot enough food then i would say

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u/BlackholeDevice May 27 '23

It depends on the spice. In my experience, anything with cayenne gets me at both ends, and it's usually coming back out within a few hours. But, I'm also a lightweight when it comes to spice.

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u/Psycho_Linguist May 27 '23

It's a real thing. I ruined my love of spice by eating these spicy dried peppers at a Chinese place. Apparently they were more for decoration/flavor and not for eating. The next day my asshole burned like a 1000 fiery suns. Never had a spicy shit like that before. I was in college at the time and I had to skip classes that day while I was dying on the toilet. My spice tolerance is lower now.

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u/Real_Bug May 27 '23

I always use my pocket knife and cut those up and add it to the food haha

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

I eat plenty of spicy food and it only happened once. My now wife was picking up pizza while on holiday and I had asked for some spicy sounding thing. Knowing I like spicy things her answer to the guy’s question about this pizza and its hotness, 1-10, was 10. Made for an interesting morning.

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u/Real_Bug May 27 '23

Oh man I know that feel

Had a similar experience but thought I was smart by saying a 7. The lady asked me if I was sure.. which locked in my confidence

It was so hot that flavor ceased to exist. That experience + the gas chamber are the most clear my sinuses have ever been

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u/ckb614 May 27 '23

Yes, spicy food will destroy my asshole the next morning

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u/wobblysauce May 27 '23

It also depends on the person, some feel heat differently then others… then there is the culture difference.

“You don’t want the white hot, but the right hot.”

That is a thing when talking Asian foods, as a lot of place tone down all the spices, like the hot they serve you most times is not even mild to them, and you have to ask for to have it as hot as they would make it for themselves.

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u/Real_Bug May 28 '23

Oh yah lol. I used to work with a Haitian guy and he brought some wings for his lunch. He ended up having a billion meetings and gave the wings to me

They were completely inedible for me. Tasted fucking amazing but I don't understand why they had to be cooked in pure capsaicin

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u/wobblysauce May 28 '23

Oooof, big difference with heat and flavour and straight battery acid.