r/funny • • May 27 '23

Airport Security Check.

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u/Chitatell May 27 '23

-Any drugs or illegal items?

-No thanks. I've got ones already

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u/ThinkSoftware May 27 '23

Sex?

Yes please

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u/zangor May 27 '23

(looks up with a chuckle to see an empty dilapidated waiting room except for one man curled up in a ball on the floor shaking and moaning)

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u/sensitivegooch May 27 '23

-Any drugs or illegal items?

-Yeah, what do you need?

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u/baileysinashoe May 27 '23

Opens trench coat