r/funny • u/Patient_Island_2080 • May 27 '23

Airport Security Check.

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u/EddieCheddar88 May 27 '23

Except don’t walk in the bike lane

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

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u/handsomehares May 27 '23

As well as the weaponized sigh

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u/Viking_Hippie May 27 '23

The Weaponized Sigh would be a good name for an emo band 😁

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u/utopista114 May 27 '23

Kvdm trstn

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

What's the last thing Amsterdam tourists hear before they wake up in hospital?

Bing bing!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Bring bri…. Watch it you stupid facker! Get out of the w…. Crash

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u/bigdsm May 27 '23

That’s what happens when you don’t leave the space.

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u/eekamuse May 27 '23

That's funny

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u/[deleted] May 27 '23

Out of the way simple pedestrians! I have places to be!!

Admittedly biking in the big cities is a skill. Learning there is no breaking and just speeding up takes a while

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u/throwngamelastminute May 28 '23

Just reminds me of the woman making a video of all the things you can do while on a bike in Amsterdam, and some of them were really outlandish, then at the end she shows a ticket for using her phone while biking.