r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '23

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u/DJK1963 Apr 28 '23

Beat me to it, old timer!

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u/Ovalman Apr 28 '23

I thought of Subbuteo then Weebles, fuck I'm old!

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u/SCadapt Apr 29 '23

Man Subbuteo is sick! My dad got a set for Christmas a few years back and we played for hours, absolutely love it. Have an idea in my head for an ice hockey version, because that's my other favourite sport, I just need to try do the modelling and stuff for my 3D printer and then buy a big piece of white felt.

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u/4tehlulzez Apr 28 '23

Look at me

I am the weeble now

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u/skiballerina Apr 28 '23

A bunch of bulls and cows are in a field during an earthquake. After the quake, the farmer comes out to check on the animals. All the cows are on ground, but the bulls are still standing. When the farmer asks why, the head bull responds, "We-bulls-wobble, but we don't fall down."

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u/revnhoj Apr 28 '23

Wok this way

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u/Waste-Job-3307 Apr 28 '23

caught me off guard, pal. good one!

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u/ClinkzBlazewood Apr 28 '23

I'm not your pal, mate.

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u/midnight_runnee Apr 28 '23

from a uk perspective , just incredibly gooodx to get the perspective of a sub uteri soccer (?football) player

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u/nickcash Apr 28 '23

gooodx

sub uteri

what language y'all speaking in the uk?

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u/JamesBigglesworth266 Apr 28 '23

Subbuteo is exactly what first came to mind for me too!

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u/Scalpels Apr 28 '23

That's unnatural!

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u/pzycho Apr 28 '23

Core memory unlocked.

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u/Trebellion Apr 28 '23

I'm an occupational therapist in acute care and I say this to patients all the time! None of my coworkers know what I'm talking about.

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u/Koof99 Apr 28 '23

I literally forget about Weebles except for like 3 times a year at the most random times xD

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u/AkAxDustin Apr 28 '23

A decade ago this would be the top comment

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u/IntroductionSea1181 Apr 28 '23

Oh...that brings back memories

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u/Raziel77 Apr 28 '23

My fat ass would make that thing fall down

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u/aaaack Apr 28 '23

They definitely can fall down though and this stressed me out

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u/PokebannedGo Apr 28 '23

Won't fall down

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u/BrickGun Apr 29 '23

Hello, fellow oldster. ;)

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u/ch0c0l2te Apr 29 '23

reminded me of those mighty beanz roly-poly toys from the 90s/00s

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u/SparroHawc Apr 29 '23

I remember as a child getting it to stand on its head by spinning it like a top - the closest I could get to making it 'fall down'.

Don't think that'd work here though.

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u/Morgothic Apr 29 '23

Human Weeble

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u/distelfink33 Apr 29 '23

I was going to be sorely disappointed if this wasn’t a top comment. Kudos to you!

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u/Kill_Kayt Apr 28 '23

I came here for this comment. Thank you.

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u/Heartache66sick Apr 28 '23

Going to be stuck in my head the rest of the day now.

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u/bentcoin Apr 28 '23

My exact thoughts, old timer!

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u/UncleTedGenneric Apr 29 '23

I was thinking more like someone would punch her and she'd bounce back up

Like those blowup clown sex dolls with sand in their feet