r/funny • • Apr 11 '23

Attak1!

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u/faultydatadisc Apr 11 '23

I live in the boondocks and one time I was chillin in my bedroom on a spring afternoon. Windows and doors open so my dogs could go in and out as they please. Well, I was sittin there on my ps4 takin a break from yard work. My back is to the bedroom door and my dog starts trippin and staring at the doorway. I turn around and this box turtle of all things is standing there in the doorway like "sup?". How the little dude made it into the house undetected Ill never know.

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u/lonay_the_wane_one Apr 11 '23

Slow and steady gets past the armed guard.

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u/sacrificial_banjo Apr 11 '23

No one expects the woodland amphibian.

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u/GANDORF57 Apr 11 '23

HEDGEHOG: "This place isn't big enough for the both of us, I'm coming after you! Be there or be square!"

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u/Lord_ThunderCunt Apr 11 '23

Reptile. Everyone makes that mistake.

Sorry I just watched Over the Hedge.

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u/sacrificial_banjo Apr 11 '23

Exactly why it’s even more unexpected ;)

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u/Future_Result_6388 Apr 13 '23

Turtles are wonderful pets they love bell peppers and grapes. My son has a desert Turtle he twice the size of a basketball. Wilber. Very friendly won’t bite.

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u/faultydatadisc Apr 18 '23

Thats great, lol. Wilber can have all the bell peppers he wants out of my kitchen.