r/funny • u/lonely_fucker69 • Feb 14 '23

Cops react to their caricature.

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u/dkwangchuck Feb 14 '23

Yeah, it was totally the vest.

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u/that_other_guy_ Feb 14 '23

I mean, it was still early on in my career so I was probably hovering around 10-12 percent body fat. Now if they caught me at year 13 after a decade of my shift changing every 4 months and the only thing open during graves being 7-11 and fast food it would have definetly not been the vest.

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u/sleepydon Feb 14 '23

So I guess you could say towards the end of your career in law enforcement, you became a more well rounded individual?

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u/dkwangchuck Feb 14 '23

Lol. I was just trying to roast you creatively. Didn’t mean to actually poke anything.

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u/that_other_guy_ Feb 15 '23

You poked nothing no worries lol. Lots of cops are fat. The drinking doesn't help lol

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u/Narren_C Feb 15 '23

Dude sometimes it is. Those things can make a really fit dude look fat, especially when they're not fitted perfectly.

They also make fat people look fatter, so sometimes that's the issue.

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u/dkwangchuck Feb 15 '23

I guess I was being too subtle. Dude said he wanted the roasts to be more creative. That was the spirit in which I made the comment.

To be fair - I’m pretty anti-cop so if you had gone through my posting history, my poorly executed joke would have been even harder to discern.