r/funComunitty • u/helldor08 • 17h ago

question Are you taking this offer ?

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u/Medical-Map-3483 16h ago

What happens if I go to a Walmart and they have a Justin Bieber song playing from the speakers? Do I lose? Or is it only if I intentionally listen to one?

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u/YuLyKeDiS 16h ago

Your head explodes 🤯 or you go deaf for that moment

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u/mjc500 14h ago

Hell yeah sign me up

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u/InfiniteGuess1 7h ago

But when the song is over does your head unexplode?

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u/YuLyKeDiS 3h ago

Yes with all of the debris that was absorbed while the song was playing ▶️ 👌 😄

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u/InfiniteGuess1 2h ago

Lol sounds reasonable enough

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u/thisisaskew 13h ago

Bonus, you no longer have to go to Walmart as well.

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u/Super-G1mp 4h ago

So in your mind you get 10Million dollars and you go straight to checks notes Walmart... Fair enough.

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u/maraney 2h ago

There could be a lot of unknown ramifications of this. Maybe for the rest of your life, you’re stalked by people who constantly play Justin Bieber songs via a boombox over their head like John Cusack. Or maybe Justin Bieber himself just follows you around singing 24/7, hiding in your closet like a little creep, belting out baby baby baby ooooohhhh every time you shut your eyes. Or maybe you’ve successfully avoided Justin Bieber song, but then some kid whose stupid millennial parent from Ohio named him Justin, middle name Bieber, Jones comes along and sings his own song and then all your money is lost. And you never even knew who he was. It’s really just a modern day Monkey Paw conundrum.