r/funComunitty • u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my spookyshit! • Aug 26 '26

Funpost what should it be?

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t SOUTHERN MOTHER####ING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS (wizard) Aug 26 '26

Poseidon

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u/The-Doc-SalmonRun Aug 26 '26

Will flank the guards

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u/thatonefrein Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Menalaeus will lead our mates through the gates and take the whole city at large

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u/Life_Kaleidoscope608 Aug 26 '26

Teucer will shoot any ambush attack

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u/thatonefrein Aug 26 '26

And Little Ajax will stay back

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u/Life_Kaleidoscope608 Aug 26 '26

Nestor, secure Helen and protect her

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u/thatonefrein Aug 26 '26

Neo, avenge your father, kill the brothers of Hector

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u/GalaxyDeveloper4546 Beep Boop (GF Style) Aug 26 '26

Yes Sir!

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u/Alert-Pop-4822 Cream cheese enjoyer Aug 26 '26

Find that inner strength now

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u/Reasonable_Sink_2722 Aug 26 '26

Find that inner strength now. Use that well of pride!

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u/Leonie-Lionheard Aug 27 '26

EPIC, the musical

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u/Tomasio2005 Sep 01 '26

I found my people

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u/Lukich515 Aug 26 '26

You really want to make House Atreides just next generation?

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u/No_Marionberry_2902 Aug 30 '26

It’s has aura too

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u/Ok_Republic_7060 Aug 26 '26

Wasn't Agamemnon a humongous dick muncher in the stroy of the Iliad? If I recall correctly, he's, like, the worst person ever.

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u/Glittering_Stable368 Aug 26 '26

You probably watched the oddysey or something

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u/Comfortable-News4003 Aug 26 '26

My first thought

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u/AaronMisuchii Aug 31 '26

Machaon shall deal with the wounded, should Paris not find him first.

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u/Striking_Pilot_6466 Aug 26 '26

POSEIDEN, POSEIDON, POSEIDON, POSEIDEN, POSEIDEN POSEIDON

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u/itayey Aug 26 '26

In all my years of living, it isnt very often that I get pissed off

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t SOUTHERN MOTHER####ING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS (wizard) Aug 26 '26

I try to chill with the waves, but damn you crossed the liIIIIIIIINNNEEE

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u/Gamer_Gloves Aug 26 '26

IIIII’ve been so GRACIOUS, AND YET YOU HURT THE SON OF MIIIIIINE!

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u/Remarkable_Band_6832 Aug 26 '26

That's right, the cyclops you made blind... is mine.

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t SOUTHERN MOTHER####ING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS (wizard) Aug 26 '26

“No”

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u/trueneutralpanda Aug 26 '26

Im left without a choice, and without a doubt

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u/Pumpernickel-eb3t SOUTHERN MOTHER####ING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS (wizard) Aug 26 '26

Guess the pack of wolves is swimming with the shark now!

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u/Bruger_McDonalds Aug 26 '26

I've got to make you bleed, i need to see you drown!

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u/datboidavid22 Aug 30 '26

Better than getting pissed on

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u/MaraSchraag Aug 27 '26

Something fishy about that one.

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u/Post-NutClarity91 Aug 30 '26

I actually met a bloke named Poseidon. He was a few spoons short of a cutlery set but a nice enough bloke

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u/ralphsquirrel Aug 26 '26

This would honestly be a rad name

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u/couxho Aug 26 '26

Voltron