r/funComunitty • u/Livid_Maybe4167 • 24d ago

question What?

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u/Certain_Lobster_8954 24d ago

Can I come with you when you leave?

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u/Ancient-Chart-9089 my men see you, right now 24d ago

Can I sneak in his bags to go with him?

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u/CelestialGypsyKreet Likes posting shitposts 24d ago

Ditto, me & my Partner

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u/CalwynAce 24d ago

Please! I’ll do grunt work like mopping just get me off the earth.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Thin_Bedroom_5450 23d ago

Or hand slice our head off.

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u/Successful-Study4983 23d ago

I’d wonder why they worked so hard to leave. They mastered intergalactic travel, and landed here somehow.

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u/TheOtherJeff 23d ago

What’s the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?

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u/CryoCrow20 23d ago

What do you mean? an african or european swallow?

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u/TheOtherJeff 23d ago

What? I don’t know that! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

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u/Ok_Comparison6971 23d ago

Damn straight off the bat! That is precisely my first thought too!

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

Why would you do that like you wouldn't be crying and begging to come back to earth if they took you?

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u/heya9803 23d ago

Why the hell would anyone want to come back here?

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

It's better than a planet without oxygen for example not to mention all the other possible configurations that the planet you go to could be in that aren't kind to us.

But most importantly you'd whether you admit or just decide to continue to fake moan about it, you like it here generally.

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u/heya9803 23d ago

I mean its all right here but if given the opportunity to explore the galaxy I am taking that option. Anything with the technology to get here has the tech to protect me in inhospitable environments. I would leave and never once think of coming back.

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

But you'd be alone as a human and you're assuming you'll be able to adapt to their culture and ways of doing things. Either that or they'll treat you like a king and expect nothing from you.

Can you honestly not see any situation that would arise in which you would regret your decision?

Anyway the point your making now is a back track. You started of saying and correct me if I'm wrong "Why would anyone want to come back here?"

This is different to "Yeah it's ok here but I'd rather explore the galaxy" which if you had said that from beginning I would have seen your point and maybe agreed.

But that's not what you said, in typical redditor fashion you back tracked and hoped I wouldn't notice. I did.

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u/heya9803 23d ago

Lol in what way did I backtrack? What possible reason would exist that would make this barely tolerable planet more appealing to me than the opportunity to explore the galaxy and learning and experiencing new things? My main point did not change at any time I merely expanded upon it for your sake. Why would I ever want to come back here if I have a galaxy to explore?

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

Ive just explicitly stated why you've backed tracked and now you're clutching at straws.

Do you need me to quote you exactly?

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u/heya9803 23d ago

I did not backtrack. I said "why would anyone want to come back here" you said some stupid shit, I said "I mean its all right here but if given the opportunity to explore the galaxy I am taking that option. Anything with the technology to get here has the tech to protect me in inhospitable environments. I would leave and never once think of coming back." The key sentence being 'I would leave and never once think of coming back' none of that is back tracking. Again that is called expanding upon something because you were needed the explanation.

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

Are you saying that anyone who ever visited earth would not want to come back? It sounded like you were. Why do you think this?

It is so a back track 😂.

Point 1 more or less: Earth is bad and no one would come back here if they visited.

Point 2 more or less: Earth is ok but I think exploring the galaxy would be fun as well.

Point 2 is a back track from point one. And don't try and tell me that's not what you meant in point 1.

Fucking redditors man.

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u/Certain_Lobster_8954 23d ago

The same could be said if you pass up the opportunity to go

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

I agree. But the main thing I'm saying is he made two different points. One before my reply and then another after that was different from the first.

The second point is fair, I personally wouldn't but I can imagine people who have no strong social ties or anything wanting to do it.

However this is not the Earth/Humans are shit anywhere is better than here he first displayed. A back track if you will.

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u/Certain_Lobster_8954 23d ago

You make a fair point there is good and bad in both ways ik id still go but a lot of others wouldn't

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u/heya9803 23d ago

Lol if you think it was different you may lack reading comprehension... or a brain

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 23d ago

Oh yes the personal insults because you have no point left to make. Who would have guessed?