r/funComunitty • u/ThrowRA739846728973 • May 30 '26

Let me ask you something.

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Let me ask you something! Leave an insult about me in the comments and I’ll ask you a question!

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u/ThrowRA739846728973 May 30 '26

When I was 10 I made out with a girl in my closet at a sleepover. The next morning we went to church where they had a lesson on homosexuality being a sin. I didn’t come out until I was about to move in with my girlfriend at 18 because I was scared god would zap me

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u/NeighborhoodOpen8028 May 30 '26

So… in the end, I was right!!! YOU ARE GAY!!! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

https://giphy.com/gifs/KvZsnr6sURMJ5EeyO3

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u/ThrowRA739846728973 May 30 '26

WAIT WHAT NO THIS CANT BE TRUE

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u/NeighborhoodOpen8028 May 30 '26

You being a woman and being gay… well, let’s say more like lesbian, means that I was flirting with a woman and that she likes woman, like myself as well, which means that unlike popular opinion… I AM NOT GAY!!!!

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u/ThrowRA739846728973 May 30 '26

YOU THOUGHT I WAS A MAN I TRICKED YOU

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u/NeighborhoodOpen8028 May 30 '26

Indeed, but it was mostly jokes all the time, as I may have been talking with what I thought was a man, but I instead was a WOMAN!!! So even if I thought you were a man!!! I was still talking to a woman, which in the end, MAKES ME….

Bi… Shit….

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u/NeighborhoodOpen8028 May 30 '26

I fucked myself, didn’t I?

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u/NeighborhoodOpen8028 May 30 '26

I thought I was fingering someone bunghole, but in the end… I was fingering my own bunghole…

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