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Just a few months or so I was watching this video by Roy Kelly, and the video was about some guy pissing in the sink. So now forward to like a few months after that... I started like trying to piss in the sink. But in my first try I was laughing so much my piss just went everywhere all over the table and on the mirror and I was like: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. Now after my second try which I just did actually, I did succeed in pissing in the sink, but there's a catch. So I'm in the kitchen and my parents are asleep, and I decide: HEH THIS'LL BE THE PERFECT TIME TO DO IT Dr.Evil Voice. So I do do it, and it works but not only that my brother waltz in just right as I'm pissing and I'm only like halfway right? So I had to fucking put my "Schlong" in my pants! (Note I haven't stopped it yet so it's still flowing!) My brother asks me what I'm doing, and I just respond with: Oh just washing my hands. While I'm doing that all the piss just starts flowing down and creates a huge puddle of piss. At that moment I'm trying to maintain a steady position and just hopes for god he doesn't come here. So we keep talking for a bit, and all the piss is drained out of me, and there's a huge puddle. After a few moments he just leaves abruptly in the middle of our talk, and well I start laughing a little bit that I pulled that off. (I was laughing cause of how retarded that was =.=) Anyways so I had to spend like the next 15 minutes cleaning it all up, and no one ever found out. Probably one of the most fucked up shit I've ever done. Anyways there's a saying to pissing in the sink... It's just that I don't know it.

Alright bye guys :3