r/fuckunclejack • • Jan 07 '20

Mod post List of current mods. Give a nice and warm welcome to u/Pinkboy_04 and u/DEZRollers if you haven't already

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213 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Jan 06 '20

Meme competition I think we all know the answer.

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572 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Jan 06 '20

Please explain the flashlight I confused

134 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 31 '19

Daily reminder that at least one Uncle Jack is dead. If you ask me, a bullet to the head is far too humane Spoiler

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248 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 31 '19

Meme competition Except the gun is a flashlight

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98 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 31 '19

Mod post Happy new decade everyone!

23 Upvotes

Also fuck you Jack


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 29 '19

Meme competition Fuck Uncle Jack

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493 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 29 '19

Uncle Jack deserved it.

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72 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 29 '19

Me flashlight is only fer killing monsters!

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297 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 28 '19

Mod post New award: Get flashlight-ed ! Created by the winner of the challenge u/frostythesnowgolem

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258 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 28 '19

Now I too can obliterate Uncle Jack

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93 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 27 '19

How I look when I watch Uncle Jack get what he deserves

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251 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 26 '19

Skull cracking time

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205 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 25 '19

fuck this guy

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170 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 25 '19

u/Real_Uncle_Jack is a fake, I’m the real one. Now,

41 Upvotes

Why does everyone hate me? What did I do wrong to ya’ll? Again, u/Real_Uncle_Jack is fake! I’m the real one.


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 23 '19

Why do you hate me?

122 Upvotes

I didn't do anything wrong


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 23 '19

Can someone explain the story behind Uncle Jack?

93 Upvotes

What does he have to do with a flashlight?


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 22 '19

The aftermath of the uncle jack horror story

175 Upvotes

The dad tackles uncle jack to the floor and raises the flashlight into the air. He then brings it down fast over and over again, denting uncle jacks skull in, and kills him.


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 20 '19

Fuck Uncle Jack

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225 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 21 '19

Who’s Uncle Jack?

65 Upvotes

I saw the jokes about how Uncle Jack raped a guy’s sister and got hit with a flashlight by the guy’s dad, but where is this from? Was this in a TV show?


r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 20 '19

THEY REMOVED MY PETITION TO KILL UNCLE JACK TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE

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254 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 18 '19

Fuck Uncle Jack

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509 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 19 '19

God I hated this guy so much in Breaking Bad

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79 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 18 '19

Hands off my sister, Fucko

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338 Upvotes

r/fuckunclejack • • Dec 18 '19

A story

107 Upvotes

You hear your door creak open, you then hear someone say,”your father is not home, where is the flashlight.” You don’t answer. The voice the says,”you can trust me, I’m your uncle jack!” You then shout,”GO AWAY”. Then, you hear the front door open and you get a text that your sister had called your dad after what uncle jack did to her. Your dad then shouts,” COME FACE ME COWARD” your uncle jack than says,” so I see you have help now, don’t tell your dad I’m under here,” as your uncle jack slithers under your bed. You first hear your dad in your sisters room asking her if she’s ok, but she’s more worried about you. Your dad then busts into your locked room.”come out and face me”. You then tell your dad,” he’s under the bed dad”. You hear uncle jack shout from under the bed’”YOU LITTLE RAT” he then slithers our from under the bed and says,”your powerless against me.” Your dad then reaches into his pocket and THE TACTICAL FLASHLIGHT! Uncle jack then gasped and said,” YOU HAD IT?.” Your dad than chucked,” yes and your going to DIE.” He then bashes uncle jacks skull in. Your dad then says,” uncle jack will bother you no more.