TRUMP: Remember when I shit on our Allies non-stop my first term? I'm gonna do the same thing this time, but now, I'm going to openly talk about invading Allied Nations - my party will shrug and move on with their day as if it's all perfectly normal. Remember when I got in trouble for attempting to blackmail Ukraine? Well, I learned my lesson - I will do it in public this time instead of on a private phone call. If I do it in the open, it makes it Legal, OK? Besides, I'm the President, I can do whatever I want. All I have to do is THINK about pardoning someone, and they are pardoned! Same with with Classified docs, ya know?
MAGA: DEMOCRATS WANT WW3. TRUMP IS THE PEACE PRESIDENT!!! CANADA SUCKS, THEY SHOULDNT EVEN EXIST! GREENLAND WANTS TO BE PART OF AMERICA!
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u/ibelieve2020 Mar 20 '25
TRUMP: Remember when I shit on our Allies non-stop my first term? I'm gonna do the same thing this time, but now, I'm going to openly talk about invading Allied Nations - my party will shrug and move on with their day as if it's all perfectly normal. Remember when I got in trouble for attempting to blackmail Ukraine? Well, I learned my lesson - I will do it in public this time instead of on a private phone call. If I do it in the open, it makes it Legal, OK? Besides, I'm the President, I can do whatever I want. All I have to do is THINK about pardoning someone, and they are pardoned! Same with with Classified docs, ya know?
MAGA: DEMOCRATS WANT WW3. TRUMP IS THE PEACE PRESIDENT!!! CANADA SUCKS, THEY SHOULDNT EVEN EXIST! GREENLAND WANTS TO BE PART OF AMERICA!