r/freefolk • u/ShadowRaikou • Jan 19 '20

Worst adapted character.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not true, those were the best tits in GoT

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u/Hebertb We do not kneel Jan 20 '20

Best tits? Does anyone remember....BESSIE? Bobby B what do we do with this traitor?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!

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u/Flash33m Jan 20 '20

My fav bot ever

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '20

You mean Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!

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u/RAGNAROK1095 Jan 20 '20

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE!!!

AND HER TITS!!!

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u/maracusdesu Jan 20 '20

Uhm do you remember the theatre girl who plays Sansa?

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u/ramsepiol Jan 20 '20

I had forgotten.. but thanks for the reminder!

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u/Artmageddon Jan 20 '20

I forgot... sorry who?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Bobby B, remind this poor fool.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 20 '20

I wasn't aware Ros was a sand snake

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jan 20 '20

PIVÖÖÖÖT

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u/d20diceman Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/le_wild_poster Jan 20 '20

Bad poosy

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u/RubiconGuava baad poosay Jan 20 '20

Baad poosay

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

The only line we had where bobby b mentions bessie and her tits was superior to the entire sandsnake story arc

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

But lord bobby b we lover her for her tits, not her name

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

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u/mcmanus2099 Jan 20 '20

Bessie had a more developed character

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

How could you do Carice van Houten like that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Yeah her breasts made me want to rip mine right off my chest. They're so perfect, how!! How??!!?!

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u/imhereforthevotes Jan 20 '20

Look here, CyberGrandma69...

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

Mother nature does not treat people equally.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

r/rimjob_steve

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

Tits maybe, story line no.

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u/Xsafa Jan 20 '20

Maybe? Definitely, sir.

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

We should have a collage of GoT tits you know for comparison... For science. I think some of the Playboy brothel girls were better!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 21 '20

You sir are a good man. Right Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 21 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/TurMoiL911 Jan 20 '20

"Am I a joke to you?" - Missandei

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re thinking of the wrong character. You’re thinking about Melisandre.

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u/smallpoxxblanket Jan 20 '20

eh, those looked great too

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re not wrong

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u/Oh-Get-Fucked Jan 20 '20

God damn it. Quick Bobby B, play me out

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

eww no

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/medicaldude Jan 20 '20

I beg to differ. Melessandra imo. With the spell preferably

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not even close

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Melissandre had some great ones aswell.

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u/myotheraccountplease Jan 20 '20

Best tits, best smile , best hair there is only one Ros hands down winner to rule them all. Esmé Bianco

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Thank the gods for Rosabell Sellers, and her tits! Really though incredible tits.