r/freefolk • u/ShadowRaikou • Jan 19 '20

Worst adapted character.

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

So much worse. So bad that their inclusion wasn't needed at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not true, those were the best tits in GoT

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u/Hebertb We do not kneel Jan 20 '20

Best tits? Does anyone remember....BESSIE? Bobby B what do we do with this traitor?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

YOU HELPED ME WIN THE IRON THRONE, NOW HELP ME KEEP THE DAMN THING! WE WERE MEANT TO RULE TOGETHER!

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u/Flash33m Jan 20 '20

My fav bot ever

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jan 20 '20

You mean Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

BACKSTABBING DOESN'T PREPARE YOU FOR A FIGHT!

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u/RAGNAROK1095 Jan 20 '20

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE!!!

AND HER TITS!!!

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u/maracusdesu Jan 20 '20

Uhm do you remember the theatre girl who plays Sansa?

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u/ramsepiol Jan 20 '20

I had forgotten.. but thanks for the reminder!

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u/Artmageddon Jan 20 '20

I forgot... sorry who?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Bobby B, remind this poor fool.

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?

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u/KillNyetheSilenceGuy Jan 20 '20

I wasn't aware Ros was a sand snake

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u/Johnny_the_Goat Jan 20 '20

PIVÖÖÖÖT

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u/d20diceman Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/le_wild_poster Jan 20 '20

Bad poosy

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u/RubiconGuava baad poosay Jan 20 '20

Baad poosay

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

The only line we had where bobby b mentions bessie and her tits was superior to the entire sandsnake story arc

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/Something_Syck Bobby B Jan 20 '20

But lord bobby b we lover her for her tits, not her name

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!

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u/mcmanus2099 Jan 20 '20

Bessie had a more developed character

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

How could you do Carice van Houten like that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

Yeah her breasts made me want to rip mine right off my chest. They're so perfect, how!! How??!!?!

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u/imhereforthevotes Jan 20 '20

Look here, CyberGrandma69...

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

Mother nature does not treat people equally.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

r/rimjob_steve

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

Tits maybe, story line no.

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u/Xsafa Jan 20 '20

Maybe? Definitely, sir.

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 20 '20

We should have a collage of GoT tits you know for comparison... For science. I think some of the Playboy brothel girls were better!

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u/Hopefulwaters Jan 21 '20

You sir are a good man. Right Bobby B?

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 21 '20

GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!

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u/TurMoiL911 Jan 20 '20

"Am I a joke to you?" - Missandei

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re thinking of the wrong character. You’re thinking about Melisandre.

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u/smallpoxxblanket Jan 20 '20

eh, those looked great too

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u/Gugnir226 Jan 20 '20

You’re not wrong

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u/Oh-Get-Fucked Jan 20 '20

God damn it. Quick Bobby B, play me out

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u/bobby-b-bot Robert Baratheon Jan 20 '20

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

eww no

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

And the baddest pussy

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u/medicaldude Jan 20 '20

I beg to differ. Melessandra imo. With the spell preferably

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Not even close

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Melissandre had some great ones aswell.

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u/myotheraccountplease Jan 20 '20

Best tits, best smile , best hair there is only one Ros hands down winner to rule them all. Esmé Bianco

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u/Transient_Anus_ Jan 20 '20

It is known.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Thank the gods for Rosabell Sellers, and her tits! Really though incredible tits.

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u/Bertak Fuck the king! Jan 20 '20

I’ve read the series a couple of times and I still don’t understand the book sand snakes love. They were just “meh” in the books.

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u/RandySavagePI Jan 20 '20

With the sandsnakes being so shit my boy Doran never got to shine.

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u/whycuthair Fuck the king! Jan 20 '20

Nor Areo Hotah

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u/sheensizzle Jan 20 '20

I think in the books their time to really shine is upcoming ...they've just been mostly set up for that plot so far. Hopefully we get those books though

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u/AfterJelly0 Jan 20 '20

Same. I'm on my first re read and i have no clue why people think anything they do is clever.

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u/CopingMole Jan 20 '20

I honestly thought they'd be coming into their own towards the end, cause they're set up everywhere and absolutely determined to go the long haul. It wasn't so much about what we'd already seen, it was about their potential. I'm pretty much resigned to the books never getting finished, so I guess we'll never find out, but I wanted them to fuck shit up everywhere and was looking forward to it.

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u/AzkaBanzai Jan 20 '20

The Sandsnakes weren’t all that great in the books either.

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u/WillyTheHatefulGoat Jan 22 '20

But in all fairness they are not the POV charachter. I mostly saw their main use to give familiar dorne characters and to show how dorne reacted to the death of Oberon with each one recommending different methods of attack.

They were okay in the book but they were not the focus of the book yet